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The DO YOU REMEMBER ROCK ‘N’ ROLL OLDIES RADIO companion
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I was still in diapers when rock oldies radio hit Detroit in ’74, so my memories are understandably sketchy. So, in the interest of presenting as broad and accurate an account of the 1970s southeastern Michigan rock oldies/rock oldies adjacent radio scene as possible, I did a lot of research – reaching out to older family members, friends, and, of course, the vast resources the good ol’ inter web to fill the gaps. I hope I did it justice. Enjoy!

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THE HAIL! HAIL! ROCK AND ROLL REVIVAL COMPANION
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A collection of highlights from the great rock and roll revival (c. 1968-1984). In the late 1960s, psyche rock fatigue and a cascade of challenging world events fueled rampant ’50s nostalgia; spurring, among other things, renewed public interest in rock’s earliest styles and innovators.

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NATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY PLAYLIST

A collection of not-so-randomly selected tunes by female/female-fronted artists originally posted to the Wall of Tunes Facebook group page in honor of National Woman’s Day 2024.

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THE FORMATIVE YEARS PART VI

Greetings all! Last time out, I presented a brief early history of rock music and name-dropped mountains of great tunes while unpacking cherished childhood memories of Detroit rock oldies radio. Good times. Today, I’ll explore how the rock and roll revival that spawned rock oldies radio came to pass and further illustrate how first generation rockers influenced media, culture, and yours truly in the 1970s. Let’s dig in…

BUT I DON’T WANT TO WEAR A PUFFY SHIRT

Rock music progressed at an epic pace between 1954 and 1970; evolving rapidly from fun, unpretentious amalgams of r&b and folk forms into the sophisticated, often trippy musical expansions of the psychedelic era. With this in mind, not everyone was on-board to “face the strange.” The dark, psych-folk of David Bowie; the dazed and confused proto-metal blues of Led Zeppelin; the unsettling sonic dissonance of The Stooges; the pretentious baroque pop of The Moody Blues; the warped, progressive psych pop of Pink Floyd… They were, without a doubt, all too much for folks who viewed such sweeping departures as disingenuous betrayals of the original rock aesthetic. Something had to give.

So, in the late ’60s, two parallel movements consequently bubbled up to bring rock back to center: roots rock and – the topic for the day – the great rock and roll revival.

(Imagined thought bubble belonging to the average early rock “purist” c. 1968: “Where’s the rebellion? Where’s the excitement? Where are the screaming girls? …Is that guy playing a flute? What the hell is a theremin??!!!”)

THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING WILL RETURN IN A MOMENT, BUT FIRST…

My earlier suggestion that the rock and roll revival was merely a response to high psychedelia was misleading. In truth, the invariably cyclical nature of music trends is what ultimately made it happen. Humans are wont to grow nostalgic in response to change – any change.  Yes, niches of the fanbase were definitely alienated by six-plus years of mods, nehru jackets, exotic sonic affectations, and concept albums, but that wasn’t the whole story. The revival probably had as much or more to do with the sociopolitical turmoil that gripped the U. S. in the 1960s than anything else. 

The civil rights movement; the Cold War and the Space Race; the Cuban Missile Crisis/Bay of Pigs Invasion; the MLK and JFK assassinations; Viet Nam… The U.S. had been involved in continuous, overlapping conflicts since the Korean War and it had taken a serious toll. The collective spirit of the people was accordingly broken by the weight of troubled times. No wonder they were pining hard for the glory days of sock hops, poodle skirts, hot rods, and greased-back pompadours.

Aaaaaaaand we’re on again in 5, 4, 3…

RETURN OF THE KINGS

Starting c. 1968, the rock and roll revival represented a reversal of fortune for first gen acts who lost their audience in Beatlemania‘s wake. Born in ’72, I was late to the revival party, but its impact was hard to miss. The evidence was everywhere. Rock oldies radio did much to bring Gen X-ers such as myself up up to speed, but it was the continued presence and obvious influence of rock’s elder states(persons) that made the biggest difference. Here are but a few prominent high-profile comeback stories…

GENREARTISTYEARCOMEBACK SINGLEpos*
R&BFATS DOMINO1968“LADY MADONNA”#100
COUNTRYJERRY LEE LEWIS1968“ANOTHER PLACE, ANOTHER TIME”#1
COUNTRY
FOLK ROCKDION1968“ABRAHAM, MARTIN, AND JOHN”#4
ROCKELVIS1969“SUSPICIOUS MINDS”#1
R&BLITTLE RICHARD1970“FREEDOM BLUES”#47
rOCKCHUCK BERRY1970“MY DING-A-LING”#1
COUNTRY ROCKRICK NELSON1972“GARDEN PARTY”#6
ROCKBILL HALEY
& THE COMETS
1974“ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK”
(RE-RELEASE)
#39
SOFT ROCKPAUL ANKA1974“(YOU’RE) HAVING MY BABY”#1
SOFT ROCKFRANKIE VALLI1974“MY EYES ADORED YOU”#1
SOFT ROCKNEIL SEDAKA1974“LAUGHTER IN THE RAIN”#1
SOUL/DISCOTHE MIRACLES1975“LOVE MACHINE”#1
ROCKCLIFF RICHARD1976“DEVIL WOMAN”#6
COUNTRY ROCKROY ORBISON1980“THAT LOVIN’ YOU FEELING AGAIN”
(WITH EMMYLOU HARRIS)
#6
COUNTRY
ROCKDEL SHANNON1981“SEA OF LOVE”#33
ROCKTHE EVERLY BROTHERS1984“ON THE WINGS OF A NIGHTINGALE”#50
chart of prominent Rock and roll revival comeback stories
* PEAK U.S. CHART POSITION according to billboard
YOU NEVER CAN TELL

Chuck Berry‘s popularity didn’t crater immediately when the British Invasion displaced most of his immediate peers. Rather, it was buoyed, if temporarily, by the reverence of artists (The Beatles; Rolling Stones) who frequently covered his work. Even after the hits stopped in ’65, his name still sold tickets – a point not lost on the concert promoters who ultimately sparked the revival.

In 1969, Berry co-headlined the first ever “Rock and Roll Revival” concerts at New York’s Madison Square Garden, commencing what became a long, successful run on the burgeoning rock oldies circuit. In the end, it didn’t really matter that Chuck Berry only charted thrice after ’64 because showmanship and a back catalog of timeless tunes ensured that no one would ever forget the “Father of Rock and Roll.”

VIVA LAS ELVIS

Distracted by movie work for several of the immediately preceding years, Elvis Presley resumed his reign as “King of Rock and Roll” with a massively successful 1968 TV concert special. Lucrative tours followed (Las Vegas residency) soon after, as did renewed chart success (“Suspicious Minds”). But the comeback wouldn’t endure; Elvis died from a fatal prescription drug overdose in 1977. He was only 42.

Having no reliable recollection of the living “King,” I can’t claim to have been profoundly affected when he died. I was only 5, myself. In retrospect, any regrets I have on the subject have less to do with “what could’ve been” than how he’s remembered today – not for his talents, but for myriad unfortunate late-career fashion choices. After all Elvis contributed in his lifetime, that’s what people hold on to? Really?? Maybe it’s just me, but I prefer to remember him as he was at the onset of his celebrity: a young, vibrant, tastefully dressed and tressed rockabilly cut-off at the waist by insecure TV producers (ha).

Stay tuned… I’ll be pulling more at this thread later.

FATS IS (KINDA) BACK

Fats Domino’s 1968 comeback LP, Fats Is Back, didn’t exactly restore the “Real King” to his former glories as intended. Domino did the requisite promotional rounds to support the record, but it still “bombed” (industry code for “it sold ok, but not as much as we wanted”). Were lukewarm reviews to blame for the album’s failure? Meh, it didn’t help, but I just think record buyers had moved on. Uninspiring sales notwithstanding, the hoopla surrounding the new album raised public interest enough to net TV appearances and buttress Domino’s status as a live attraction throughout the rock and roll revival and beyond.

RE-BIRTH OF THE BOOGIE

Few founders took the debilitating loss of audience at home, post-British Invasion, harder than bandleader Bill Haley. Trapped overseas by the mid-’60s, playing to audiences a fraction the size of those he once commanded, alcoholism and money troubles were ruining him… And then, seemingly out of nowhere, Haley’s appearances at the first rock and roll revival shows at the ‘Garden in ’69 turned things around. The Comets were, once again, a prime live attraction domestically thanks to the rock oldies circuit.

Then, a few years later, c. 1973-’74, royalties generated from songs licensed for American Graffiti and Happy Days further bolstered the group’s profile by exposing them to younger audiences. Sadly, Haley’s return to glory was cut short after less than a decade; he died tragically from an inoperable brain tumor in February of 1981.

WOULD YOU TAKE ANOTHER CHANCE ON ME?

Jerry Lee Lewis was all but finished after 1958 once news of his marriage to 13-year old (!!!) cousin Myrna became common knowledge. Rock radio largely abandoned him and the primo venues stopped booking him. A few scattered singles sold modestly over the next few years, but nothing too exciting. The stigma of scandal cast a long shadow. For roughly ten years he scuffled, vainly working to find angles back into the public’s good graces until BAM! Something finally worked…

In 1968, Lewis successfully crossed-over to country with the honky tonk-styled ballad “Another Place, Another Time.” Having re-established himself, further dalliances with country audiences soon followed, of course, including more hit singles (“There Must Be More To Love Than This“), and full-lengths (1970’s Old Tyme Country Music). Without delay, American TV warmed again, leading to frequent guest turns on variety programs ranging from The Mike Douglas Show to Hee-Haw.

The highlight of this period, however, has to have been Lewis’ legendary 1973 performance at the Grand Ol’ Opry. Still carrying a grudge against the Nashville establishment that dated back to his first failed efforts to succeed as an aspiring performer, the “Killer” defiantly thumbed his nose at Opry convention; banging-out a 40-minute set that balanced mid-tempo country numbers with heavy doses of rip-snorting rock. Suffice to say, he was banned for life. Good for him!

ENTER THE QUEEN

Little Richard left secular music in 1959 to pursue Christian ministry/gospel performance only to be lured back to rock three years later by concert promoters who recognized his unwavering potency onstage. For good or bad, a lot had changed in the music markets while he was away. Piano rockers went out of vogue and Motown, Tamla, Atlantic, and Stax had emerged as the top labels in r&b. By Richard’s account, all the labels feared his style was too wild for modern (conservative) audiences and tensions arose due to perceived pressure to re-brand as a more conventional soul singer. 

Always one to follow his own rebellious muse, Richard tried a new tactic – rather than tone things down, he turned them up to 11! So, starting with his 1969 Las Vegas residency, he enveloped himself in ever more outrageous, often glittery costuming and adopted an overtly “out” stage persona. The move was notable on many fronts… First, as a predictor of glam, he established both the outlandish visual vocabulary for the genre and its ties to vintage rock and roll. Secondly, Richard’s amped-up androgyny added to his sexually charged mythos, earning him the nickname “The Queen of Rock and Roll.” Most importantly, although his hit making days were pretty much over, Little Richard’s sheer entertainment value made him an enduring character in pop culture; ensuring continued demand as a guest performer/interview subject for the remainder of his days.

UNDER THE INFLUENCE

As is customary with successive generations, regardless of context, contemporary artists across all genres paid homage to their predecessors during the rock and roll revival…

SONGVERSION COVEREDYEARCOVER ARTISTYEAR
“Summertime Blues”EDDIE COCHRAN1958THE WHO1970
“I Hear You Knocking”SMILEY LEWIS1955Dave Edmunds1970
“Hot Rod Lincoln”CHARLIE RYAN &
The livingston brothers
1955COMMANDER CODY
& his lost planet airmen
1971
“Hello Mary Lou”RICKY NELSON1961CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL1972
“Rockin’ Robin”BOBBY DAY1958MICHAEL JACKSON1972
“Rockin’ pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu”Huey “Piano” Smith & His Clowns1957Johnny Rivers1972
“Let the Good Times Roll/
Feel So Fine”
SHIRLEY & LEE1956SLADE1972
“Roll Over Beethoven”CHUCK BERRY1956ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA1973
“You’re Sixteen”JOHNNY BURNETTE1960RINGO STARR1973
“PLEASE MR. POSTMAN”THE MARVELETTES1961THE CARPENTERS1974
“The Loco-motion”LITTLE EVA1962GRAND FUNK RAILROAD1974
“Love Hurts”THE EVERLY BROTHERS1960NAZARETH1974
“You’re No Good”Dee Dee Warwick1963Linda Ronstadt1974
“Stand By Me”Ben E. King1961John Lennon1975
“Let It Rock”CHUCK BERRY1959BOB SEGER1976
“Denis”Randy & The Rainbows1963Blondie1977
“stay”Maurice williams
& the zodiacs
1960jackson browne1977
“Da Doo Ron Ron”THE CRYSTALS1963SHAUN CASSIDY1977
“Do You Wanna Dance”Bobby Freeman1958Ramones1977
“Who Do You Love”BO DIDDLEY1956GEORGE THOROGOOD
& THE DESTROYERS
1978
“Shout”THE ISLEY BROTHERS1959OTIS DAY & THE NIGHTS1978
“Money (That’s What I Want)”BARRETT STRONG1959THE FLYING LIZARDS1979
“AIN’T THAT A SHAME”FATS DOMINO1955CHEAP TRICK1979
“I FOUGHT THE LAW”THE CRICKETS1955THE CLASH1980
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CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL

CCR’s discography accordingly demonstrates the group’s deep affinity for 1950s r&b and rockabilly; evidenced in faithful remakes of Screamin’ Jay Hawkins‘ “I Put a Spell On You,” Dale Hawkins‘ “Suzie Q,” Ricky Nelson‘s “Hello Mary Lou,” and others. Of course, no song in their ovure better exemplifies the influence of old time rock and roll than John Fogerty’s rollicking “Travelin’ Band.”

THE CARPENTERS

Although best known for edgeless, saccharine confections, The Carpenters often revealed a fondness for ’60s folk and rock by way of recordings of Tim Hardin, Beatles, and Neil Young compositions. Likewise, they demonstrated a nostalgic bent for classic brill building pop through the songs of Bacharach/David, and Nichols/Williams. On their 1973 album Now & Then, the Carpenter siblings reconciled these influences on the side-long song suite “Yesterday Once More.” Seamlessly arranged so as to emulate the “boss radio” experience, the sentimental track centered around a medley of early ’60s American pop-rock songs, covering surf (“Fun Fun Fun“), country (“The End of the World“), r&b (“Our Day Will Come“), girl groups (“One Fine Day“), and more.

JOHN LENNON

Ironically, John Lennon proved, perhaps, to have a greater penchant for nostalgia than fellow Beatle alum Paul McCartney. Caught more than a few times while needling his former writing partner for indulging in “granny” songs, Lennon devoted the entirety of 1975’s Rock ‘n’ Roll to vintage American rock and soul covers. The album’s birth was messy and it was a modest success by Beatles standards, but its punchy interpretation of Ben E. King‘s “Stand By Me” was a highlight. Five years later, Lennon’s ’50s rock inspired comeback hit “(Just Like) Starting Over” – released a mere 6 weeks before his December 1980 assassination – returned him to #1. A bittersweet victory, to be certain.

LINDA RONSTADT

By the mid 1980s, Linda Ronstadt had become more of an adult contemporary pop artist, but her specialty remained interpretation. For more than forty years, from her time with late ’60s combo Stone Ponys onward, she covered everything from folk-rock to new wave to country to pop standards. However, referencing her peak ’70s period, the bulk of her hits weighed toward classic rockabilly (“When Will I Be Loved“; “Blue Bayou“) and r&b (“You’re No Good“; “Heatwave“).

RAMONES

The New York punk ensemble Ramones‘ visual aesthetic – long mod bowl cuts, black leather jackets, t-shirts, hard-worn blue jeans, and tennis shoes – perfectly approximated their sound. Specializing in pure, loud, unschooled vintage rock played faster, they efficiently (if not always expertly) plowed through set lists while reflecting the influence of instrumental guitar rock, garage, surf, r&b, girl groups, and teen idol balladeers. Further, the Ramones habitually covered their antecedents; sprinkling shambling renditions of classics like Bobby Freeman‘s “Do You Wanna Dance,” The Rivieras‘ “California Sun,” and The Ronettes‘ “Baby I Love You” throughout their discography. Further still, the legendarily infamous “Wall of Sound” mastermind Phil Spector even produced their 1980 LP End of the Century.

IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY

As I’ve already indicated, covers weren’t the only means through which contemporary artists channelled their influences during the rock and roll revival. For many, tributes were offered in the form of fresh tunes written in the styles of their musical forbears.

genreARTISTSongYEAR
rockThe Beatles“Back in the u.s.s.r.”1968
art rockthe mothers of invention“Cheap thrills”1968
RockCreedence clearwater revival“Travelin’ band”1970
Glam Rockslade“Get Down And get with it”1971
Glam RockT. Rex“bang a gong (get it on)”1971
Glam RockDavid Bowie“Suffragette City”1972
RockThe Move“California Man”1972
Glam rockGary Glitter“I’m the leader of the pack (I Am)”1973
Glam RockElton John“Saturday Night’s ALright For Fighting”1973
RockWizzard“Eddy’s Rock”1974
pop rockBilly Joel“Say goodbye to hollywood”1976
punkRamones“I Wanna be your boyfriend”1976
New waveElvis Costello“No Dancing”1977
rockElectric Light orchestra“Rockaria”1977
new waveThe Cars“my best friend’s girl”1978
new waveThe B-52s“Rock Lobster”1979
post-punkThe Cramps“Garbageman”1979
rockJohn Lennon“(Just LIke) Starting Over”1980
rockQueen“Crazy Little Thing Called Love”1980
new waveStray Cats“Stray Cat Strut”1982
chart of Contemporary artists who demonstrated the influence of early rock styles during the rock and roll revival
SAY GOODBYE TO PSYCHEDELIA

The Beatles signaled their estrangement from psychedelia in 1968; aligning themselves with the rock and roll revival on “Back in the U.S.S.R.” – a straight rocker that mashed Chuck Berry‘s signature boogie together with the Beach Boys‘ doo wop inspired surf gems. Later in that same year, Frank Zappa’s Mothers of Invention issued their satirical full-length nod to 1950s rock tropes, Cruising with Ruben & the Jets.

Progressing into the following decades, piano man Billy Joel’s love of early rock styles – evident in ’70s hits like “Say Goodbye to Hollywood” and “Only the Good Die Young” – culminated on the 1983 song cycle An Innocent Man. Tangentially, while transitioning into the ’80s, the ever versatile arena rockers Queen introduced rockabilly into their already diverse mix; toning down Brian May’s signature guitar harmonizers for the tracks “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” and “Man On the Prowl.”

THE OGS (ORIGINAL GLITTERATI)

Linked together by a campy, cheeky, hyper-exaggerated theatricality, no artists, however, wore the influence of vintage rock during the rock and roll revival more transparently than 1970s British glamacts…

Marc Bolan’s T. Rex recorded four psychedelic folk albums as Tyrannosaurus Rex before he rebranded himself as a full-on rock god in 1970. Trading hippie beads for glammy boas and acoustic guitars for electric, the act soon specialized in chugging, Bo Diddley-esque boogies; most often reinforced in memory by the classic rock radio staple “Bang a Gong [Get It On].”

After suffering numerous false-starts, disgraced glam godfather Gary Glitter finally achieved success in the early ’70s via winking, imbecilic anthems that combined chunky old time riffs and rhythms with lurid, hyper-stylized faux-greaser imagery.

Basically ignored in the U.S. until Quiet Riot’s metal cover of “Cum On Feel the Noise” hit big in 1983, Slade‘s amplified and anthemic power pop sheered classic r&b down to it’s bare bones with ear-splitting sonic bombast.

Last, but not least, the most most universally celebrated and enduring names in ’70s glam – David Bowie (“Drive-In Saturday“; “Suffragette City“) and Elton John (“Crocodile Rock“; “Saturday Night’s Alright [For Fighting]“) – issued select songs that evoked the collective virtues of vintage rock balladry, doo wop, folk, pop, and r&b.

A NEW WAVE OF REVIVALISTS

Out on the fringes of the rock and roll revival, many post-punk/new wave acts also drew inspiration from ’50s and early ’60s media.

Some artists, expressing absurdist inclinations analogous to those of glam rockers, variously combined vintage rock styles with B movie imagery in their presentation… Retro-styled like refugees from Roger Waters‘ films, the B-52s borrowed from classic garage, surf and 1950s science fiction movie scores. Similarly, the Cramps mixed surf, rockabilly and garage rock with the horror vibes and trashy imagery of Hammer Studios and Russ Meyer exploitation flicks.

In contrast, Stray Cats mostly bypassed the high kitsch and camp of their aforementioned peers and resolutely devoted themselves to playing straight-up, old-fashioned rockabilly; while the Cars beguiled rock radio with their deft fusion of guitar-driven rock and roll and synth-laden new wave.

At the start of his recording career, having adopted an image that copped significantly from Buddy Holly and a stage name he audaciously usurped from the the “King,” everything about iconic singer-songwriter Elvis Costello shouted “retro-cool.” Correspondingly, his stunning debut My Aim Is True plays like something out of its time. Lacking, for the most part, the coked-up pacing of his first record with the Attractions, Costello’s songs – charmingly produced by Stiff label mate Nick Lowe – uniformly present like pastiches to vintage rock, r&b, and soul. A classic.

DO YA (WANT MY ROCK AND ROLL)

Few performers more frequently mined the founders for inspiration during the rock and roll revival than Brits Roy Wood and Jeff Lynne; who, with drummer Bev Bevan, recorded briefly as both the final configuration of British psychedelic power-pop band The Move and the inaugural iteration of symphonic pop-rock act Electric Light Orchestra

1966-72 OVERTURE

Although virtually unknown in the U.S., The Move was a fairly successful singles act in the U.K. from 1966-’72. Founded as a quintet, the band was already pared down to a trio in 1970 when leader Roy Wood’s drive to push toward heavy prog cost them lead vocalist Carl Wayne. In short order, singer-guitarist-songwriter Jeff Lynne (Idle Race) stepped-in to fill the void .

With Lynne on-board, the act had too many ideas to shoehorn into The Move. Hence Electric Light Orchestra was conceived as a side-vehicle for their more ambitious orchestral-rock compositions. Issued on the heels of the first ELO LP, The Move’s last British. single – 1972’s “California Man” – was an unabashed, swinging tribute to ’50s rock and roll; complete with a full brass section, boogie riffs, lively keys, and dueling vocal leads by Lynne and Wood.

LOOKING ON

Shortly after The Move’s dissolution, Roy Wood tired of sharing power in Electric Light Orchestra; exiting mid-way through the sessions for ELO II to form the unpredictable art rock collective Wizzard. Completely free to follow his muse, his recordings from then on were works of pure whimsy that careened wildly between hard rock, orchestral prog, glam, jazz rock, and old time rock and roll (sometimes within the confines of a single song). Following Wood’s obsessions through to their logical next step, Wizzard’s second full-length, 1974’s Introducing Eddie & The Falcons, was a full-fledged love letter to early rock. Split between glammy interpretations of vintage rock and eerily faithful recordings in the style of Wood’s heroes, the unfairly unsung Eddie stands, in my opinion, as the one of the most committed, if not the greatest, tribute albums of all time.

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL IS KING

Although not as intrusive, Jeff Lynne’s shared yen for vintage rock also came to the fore after Wood’s exit from ELO; becoming almost as key to his songwriting formula as lush productions, sticky hooks, and melodic orchestrations. With “Roll Over Beethoven,” he seeded a tradition of placing at least one ’50s flavored song per record. The track – an ironic mash-up Chuck Berry’s classic and Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony – joyfully collided classical and rock forms in a manner akin to the Move’s “Cherry Blossom Clinic Revisited.” Later exemplars of this ELO custom include “Telephone Line,” “Rockaria,” “Hold On Tight,” and “Rock ‘n’ Roll Is King.”

HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN

As I’ve previously noted,* music licensing did much to boost the profile of early rockers in 1970s America. Yes, movies and TV presented distorted portraits of the “good ol’ days,” but they also introduced new generations to Bill Haley, Fats Domino, Elvis, Buddy Holly, etc., and helped popularize rock oldies radio.

Released thirteen months after I screamed my way out of the womb, American Graffiti’s impact was obviously null. Happy Days (1974 – ’84), on the other hand, was one of the premier pop culture phenomena of my youth. Set in the mid-1950s, episodes initially opened with “Rock Around the Clock” (replaced by the familiar self-titled theme after season one). Otherwise, most of the score was comprised of standard-order sitcom lead-in/lead-out bits, with licensed tunes like “Bye Bye Love,” “I’m Walkin’,” and “All Shook Up” primarily reserved for scenes at Arnold’s Drive-In.

Unfortunately, licensing proved cost prohibitive and, as a result, vanilla in-house re-recordings of popular songs increasingly filled the void. Frequently “performed” onscreen by Arnold’s house band, mildly entertaining musical numbers posed the show’s main protagonists as prospective teen idols; who, resembling the Archies cartoon characters they were patterned after, obviously had no idea how to play the instruments at hand. Now and then, guests like glam rocker Suzi Quatro even dropped-in to play a song or two for the gang. Was the show a trifling imitation of life? Of course! But it still passed along some great old tunes.

* TFY Pts. II & V

Get A Job (As ’70s TV Variety Show Hosts)

Championed by none other than Jimi Hendrix (who they preceded at the 1969 Woodstock festival), no contemporary act capitalized on the Roll and Roll Revival like Sha Na Na. Building a strong reputation as live performers while touring behind some of the biggest names in rock, the group ascended to headline status by the mid-’70s; regularly appearing on TV and in movies, and, at their apex, even snagging their very own nationally syndicated variety program (1977-1981).

Corny, fun, and entertaining for adults and kids, both, I mainly remember watching Sha Na Na on late Saturday afternoons on ABC Detroit 7, typically tucked in sometime after American Bandstand and Wide World of Sports. While smoothing out the edges of their stage show, the program’s opener (The Silhouettes’ “Get a Job”), choreographed musical numbers, and comedy sketches presented band members as lovable street toughs; some adorned in standard greaser attire; others in garish gold lamé jump suits. Each one of the guys had a talent. look, and charm of their own, but the focal point was the group’s cartoonishly animated baritone/emcee, John “Bowser” Bauman.

Sketches varied in duration, with longer bits frequently segueing into performances with guest rock luminaries (Chuck Berry; Lesley Gore; the Ronettes), and, on one rare occasion, the soundstage even hosted the Ramones! Sure, the punk rockers were a little outside the show’s norm, but how cool is that?

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Biopics

1978 was a big year for the rock revival… Sha Na Na was going strong. Grease was a box office smash. Happy Days and Laverne & Shirley topped the Nielsens. Given the impact these shows had, I suppose it’s unsurprising that people forgot that ’78 also birthed the rock biopic.

Sure, movies had been making heroes of rock stars (Love Me Tender; A Hard Days Night) for years, but dramatized films about the rock stars themselves were a brand new thing. It was exciting! Remember… ’70s humans weren’t calloused by unrelenting waves of media like people are today. Therefore, features about rock’s earliest, most revered figures qualified as major cultural events. Well, that’s what the advertisements told us to believe, anyway.

Now, before I go any further, let me clarify my feelings on the matter of biopics. Like works of historical fiction, biopics notoriously fudge details in order to present a more watchable (sensationalized) story arc. In best case scenarios, these changes are benign. At their worst, they result in speculative trash that poisons the well of human knowledge. Granted, we’re talking about entertainers here… I know it’s not as important as tracking who-killed-President-“x”-in-location-“z” – but it all counts. Call me crazy, but I just want to know the verifiable facts because, if I have to be an insufferable know-it-all, I’d rather not be this guy…

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THE KING AND BUDDY

In a manner not unlike much of the original media of the day, the first round of rock biopics were a terribly uneven lot; undermined by any combination of stagey acting, weak production values, and/or failure to license their subject’s original recordings. That said, 1978’s Buddy Holly Story and 1979’s Elvis are actually still fairly well regarded today.

Full disclosure – I have not seen these films. I’ve always liked both singers and the actors chosen to portray them, but, frankly, just don’t want to be disappointed. First of all, the idea of Busey (Point Break) as Buddy Holly doesn’t compel me. By most accounts, he did a fine job but, but he looked more like INXS’s Kirk Pengilly than Holly. Secondly, a much fun as Kurt Russell (Big Trouble In Little China) is to watch, I’ve little interest in seeing yet another rehash of the last, worst period of the “King’s” storied career. The ridiculously huge helmet hair; flying buttress sideburns; hideous, overstuffed sequined jump suits; wrestling champion-sized belt buckles; the capes; the collars… The poor man was done-up like a bleeding circus clown. Yeah, lots people looked ridiculous in the ’70s, but It’s still a damned tragedy.

No Ringo, no care

And then we have the utterly forgettable made-for-TV biopics Dead Man’s Curve (1978) and Birth of the Beatles (1979). They passed from public consciousness as quickly as they came, so, of course, these were the pair I managed to watch. What can I say? I was, like, what…6?

Dead Man’s Curve told the story of American surf rock duo Jan and Dean; detailing their rise to fame (“Surf City“), their fall (Jan Berry’s near-fatal 1966 auto wreck), and improbable ’70s comeback. Few other details stuck, but I do recall that it starred Apollo from Battlestar Galactica and super-melty-senator-man from X-Men.

Contrived by Dick Clark Productions, The Birth of the Beatles also left few impressions, favorable or otherwise. Focused on the act’s pre-fab four* period – when Pete Best (the film’s tech advisor) and Stuart Sutcliffe played drums and bass – the film failed miserably to live up to the hype. It featured no recognizable names. Counterfeit recordings were used in place of Beatles classics. Already a big Beatles fan, I was, no doubt, turned off by the conspicuous lack of Ringo. Research did turn up one interesting bit of trivia, though… Birth of the Beatles was helmed by Return of the Jedi director Richard Marquand!

* All apologies to The Rutles.

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Clap For the Wolfman

Inspired by the legendary ’50s DJ Alan “Moon Dog” Freed, world-renowned American disc jockey Robert Weston Smith – AKA Wolfman Jack – began to build his profile during the 1960s while broadcasting early era rock and soul from “border blaster” radio stations in northern Mexico. Armed with a distinctive gravelly voice, ebullient personality, colorful catchphrases, and the power to reach far and wide throughout the continental U.S., he became a star. But the Wolfman was just getting started… 

In ’72, Wolfman Jack relocated to Los Angeles and, by leveraging the Hollywood machine at his disposal, soon became one of the most recognizable figures in American pop culture… Once in L.A., he started shipping old show tapes to stations all over the U.S. and, in the process, became the first nationally syndicated rock oldies radio program. He was a fixture in radio, TV, and print advertising. He acted in films and television productions; appeared on variety shows and game shows; regularly emceed NBC’s Midnight Special; did voice-over work for cartoons; had a music career. Popular acts like the Guess Who and Todd Rundgren sang tributes in his honor. The Wolfman really was everywhere. 

At his zenith, Wolfman Jack’s syndicated radio program aired on over 2,000-plus stations in more than 50 countries. The rock revival might not have fully blossomed without him and, for that, we owe him thanks.

R.I.P. Wolfman Jack (1938-1995).

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DO YOU REMEMBER ROCK ‘N’ ROLL OLDIES RADIO?

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THE FORMATIVE YEARS PART V

Previously on The Formative Years…

I took some old records off Mom & Dad’s shelf
Talked ’bout ’70s disco, sci-fi and my nerdy little self
Superheroes, cartoons, and my older bro
Now let’s get into rock ‘n’ roll oldies radio*

In TFY Pt. II I spoke of how 1950s nostalgia influenced 1970s culture and how rising creatives at the time channelled romanticized memories of youth into their adult endeavors. Today, I’ll set aside the broader social implications of the revival phenomenon in order to focus on how early experiences with rock oldies radio affected my musical sensibilities going forward.

*Sincerest apologies to Bob Seger (please don’t sue).

Time, RELATIVity, and ROCK OLDIES

I’d understand if anyone coming of age today mistakenly concluded that Bob Seger was being self-referential when he sang about “Old Time Rock and Roll.” The song is almost 43 years old! That’s just craziness! What’s more, Seger’s classic arrived a mere 24 years after the commonly recognized year-zero for rock and roll (1954). That’s hardly “old,” right? Too young to have witnessed rock’s birth, but old enough to remember the rock and roll revival, I can’t deny that these numbers are weighing on me…

In 2021, several of the albums responsible for exploding alternative rock into the pop mainstream turned 30!! How is that even possible? When those records came out I was 19, working two jobs, and fumbling through my first year of college. More surreal still, my favorite “contemporary” artists -the Shins – released their debut 21 years ago!!! What…? Is that right? Sure, I didn’t discover them right away, but it still feels like the album just came out. Does this mean that the song “New Slang” is…classic rock? Am I that old now??? Yes.  Yes I am (sigh).

As the decades pile up and lead us ever further away from rock’s beginnings, notions of what qualifies as “classics” and/or “oldies” becomes ever more relative.

Will You Remember Jerry Lee?

Do you “remember when rock was young?” Do you like to swallow bitter pills Well! Try on this mad truth for size… The classic tunes that were initially leveraged to draw the “silent generation” and baby boomers to ’70s rock oldies radio are now in the range of 70 years-old!

It’s crazy, I know, but that’s not all! In time, as those generations thinned, slumping ratings forced programmers to find a new “mature” demographic to exploit: mine. Consequently, as oldies playlists lean ever more on ’70s and ’80s music to hook Gen-Xers, the true rock classics are getting squeezed out. ’60s acts still get some play, but songs that pre-date the British Invasion are rarely heard. At this rate, by the time Gen-Z ages up, all early rockers not named Elvis or the Beatles will have been phased out of public consciousness altogether.

Things change. It happens. But how can it be that “Detroit Rock City” has zero standard radio outlets reserved for rock’s foundational artists? Where are Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, and Little Richard? Why do we have to rely on streaming and (gasp!) the purchase of physical media to hear Roy Orbison, Fats Domino, Jerry Lee Lewis, and the Everly Brothers?  It’s absolutely absurd!  It’s a travesty! This will not do! Curse the callously calculating winds of commerce! The kids need to know their musical heritage (whether they want to or not).

 “Will you remember Jerry Lee, John Lennon, T. Rex and OI Moulty?
It’s the end, the end of the 70’s. It’s the end, the end of the century”

Joey Ramone from THE RAMONES’ “DO YOU REMEMBER ROCK ‘N’ ROLL RADIO?”

Overpowered BY funk (and rockabilly and britpop and…)

Sooooo… Rock and roll and me.
Ugggghhhhh, where do I even start?
Outlining my indoctrination would be so much easier if I could posit rock as a single, distinct genre rather than a wild convergence of early 20th century (mostly) American music traditions. Here goes nothing.

In the beginning there was only total nothingness…
Then, in the late 1940s and ’50s,* pop, blues, jazz, boogie woogie, folk, country, black gospel, etc. all variously merged into one another and split again into the earliest rock forms – r&b, doo wop, rockabilly, girl groups, skiffle, etc., etc. In turn, as ’50s acts infiltrated the pop landscape, mutually influenced each other, and evolved, rock’s next waves brought astounding flurries of development – enter ’60s soul, the British Invasion, surf, folk rock, funk, psychedelic, prog, etc., etc., etc., etc

Was I preternaturally possessed or did I come by my affinity for pop media due to constant reenforcement? A little of both would be my guess. Either way, because 1970s media streams kept all twentieth century entertainment streams alive, I was exposed to all of these forms as a young boy. With innocent ears both awed and overpowered, I sat passively in place and soaked it all in.

* Ok, so I skipped ahead a little…

Reconstructing ’70s ROck OLDIES Radio

Prior to the rise of album-oriented rock radio in the late-1960s, stereo sound was something of a novelty. In fact, with the exception of classical works, most albums were only pressed for mono (single-speaker output). Many common consumer radios weren’t even equipped to receive an FM signal. Therefore, before 1960, the AM dial was the go-to place to hear the biggest hits of “today and yesterday.”

I was still in diapers when rock oldies radio hit Detroit in 1974, so my memories are understandably sketchy. To that point, I offer many thanks to older family members, friends, and my favorite rabbit hole of information – the internet. My attempts to reconstruct the ’70s southeastern Michigan radio scene would have been impossible without them.

Honey (Radio) That’s What I Want
Honey Radio AM 560 All Oldies Radio

“All Oldies” Honey Radio WHND AM 560 was established in 1974, was simulcast on FM 94.7 until ’76, and went off the air in ’94. Beyond these facts and a general consensus that playlists initially culled from the early rock and roll era, c. 1955-’63, that’s about as concrete as my info gets. I’ll have to fill the gaps with my spotty memory and creative use of the all-powerful interweb…

First, regarding Honey Radio’s scope of programming, my memories aren’t matching-up with the online consensus. Bill Haley’s “Rock Around the Clock” (1954*) is probably the earliest song I remember hearing on WHND, so the front end of the estimate fits well enough. The back end of that figure, however, is another story…

Ok, maybe Honey Radio didn’t originally play anything cut after 1963, but song selections unquestionably pushed into the mid-late ’60s by the time my brother and I started listening in the mid-late ’70s; “Turn Turn Turn” (’65), “Incense and Peppermints” (’67), “Mrs. Robinson” (’68), “Sugar Sugar” (’69), and “Tears of a Clown” (’70) are all tracks we clearly recall hearing. Corroborating our recollections, I found multiple AM 560 audio captures on YouTube from 1979 that feature tracks that post-date the British Invasion, including at least one song from as late as ’71.

*One of innumerable tunes considered to be the first ‘true’ rock song.

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Let’s make a rock oldies mixtape

My brother used to hang out in our room for hours on-end listening to Honey Radio. In those times of solitude, when not meticulously piecing together plastic model kits, he was making mix tapes; captured from an AM-only, hand-held transistor radio to an old-school portable cassette recorder.* 9-years his junior, I was usually off wreaking havoc elsewhere in the house during these periods, but often popped-in for fun garage-flavored novelties (“Surfin’ Bird“; “Wild Thing“), bubblegum confections (Sugar Shack“), early rockers (“I’m Walkin‘”; “Summertime Blues“), and anything that featured electric organ (“Runaway“; “House of the Rising Sun“; “Light My Fire“; “She’s Not There“). I loved the Beatles, Beach Boys, and Monkees, but hold this thought… I’ll be delving deeply into ’60s rock in a later post.

* A hobby I also adopted as a teen with the acquisition of my first radio/tape deck. (Melodramatic tones) See brother…Youuu made me this wayyyyy (smile).

Do You Remember Rock ‘N’ Roll Oldies Radio? 1954-1962 playlist
You Can’t Always Play what You Want

I can’t say if Honey Radio playlists were incomparably comprehensive, but they definitely covered a lot of bases. Hour-by-hour and day- by-day, loyal listeners were treated to the work of legends. Featured artists included those who bridged r&b, country, folk, and pop to rock (Elvis; Ray Charles; Johnny Cash; Bob Dylan; Beatles; Beach Boys; Rolling Stones); soul pioneers (Sam Cooke; Jackie Wilson; James Brown); British rock institutions (The Who; The Kinks); glamorous girl groups (The Supremes; Martha & The Vandellas); squeaky-clean teen idols (Frankie Avalon; Ricky Nelson); scruffy harbingers of the counter-culture (Jefferson Airplane); jangle pop progenitors (The Byrds; The Hollies); one-hit wonders (“Get a Job”; “Earth Angel”; “Tequila”; “Wipe Out”), and much, much more.

Of course, no matter how diverse WHND’s selections were, they couldn’t play everything. A line had to be drawn somewhere. So, venturing a guess, it makes sense that they excluded songs that were too “uncommercial” for the normals. Following through, this is likely why late-’60s artists who would have been deemed too heavy (Led Zeppelin), arty (Velvet Underground), atonal (The Stooges) and/or weird (The Mothers of Invention) were all left to the purview of early AOR FM radio and word-of-mouth. Is this true? All I can confirm is that I personally didn’t hear any of this stuff until high school or later.

Do You Remember Rock ‘N’ Roll Oldies Radio? 1963-1969 playlist
The Big 8

By all accounts, CKLW AM 800 out of Windsor, Canada was one of the premier popular music stations in North American during the late 20th century.

In the late ’60s, AM 800 – already a well-established top-40 station – tried a different approach. Taking the nickname “The Big 8,” CKLW adapted a “Boss Radio“-styled programming scheme whereby an army of tastemaking DJs relentlessly ranted over-top of songs in order to squeeze a maximum number of heavily rotated records and commercial jingles into each hour. I’ve always found the guileless, endless prattling of disc jockeys to be a terrible distraction, but what do I know? The audience loved it (shiver).

Anyway, “The Big 8” nicely compensated for the intrusions by playing a wide variety of hits from the present and not so distant past. Most notably, with consideration for the sizable African-American audiences* within their massive broadcast range, efforts were made to showcase popular r&b/soul/funk/disco. A lot of Detroit stations played Motown, of course, but CKLW helped to bring “black” musics into my sphere. Mom was a fan dating back to her youth in Pennsylvania, you see. So, thanks, in no small part, to her car-radio preferences, I was exposed to “Little” Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, the Supremes, Mary Wells, the Temptations, the Four Tops, and many, many more.

* Windsor is located directly across the Detroit river from Hitsville U.S.A.

Canadian Radio roll Teleology

In the early 1970’s, the Big 8 was reputedly impacted by new Canadian broadcast regulations that mandated 30-50% representation of homegrown talent on national outlets.

Theoretically, this action should have meant serious exposure for important northern talents like Joni Mitchell, the Band, and Leonard Cohen. However, if the lengthy caps available on YouTube are a fair representation of CKLW’s programming, I can’t validate the theory. Volumes of contemporary fare and healthy doses of ’60s rock, r&b, and pop (“Nobody But Me“; “Cool Jerk; “Everyday People“; “Happy Together“) presented as advertised, but Canuck artists were few and far between. Sure, I knew of Anne Murray and Gordon Lightfoot* because they were successful crossover artists in the U.S. But, I wouldn’t grow in familiarity with most others until my late teens and beyond.

* Sounds like a buddy comedy cop movie, eh?

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the great voice of the Great Lakes

Recycling a childhood reminiscence shared previously in TFY Pt. I, mornings in my parent’s house were once “defined by the smell of coffee brewing in the kitchen, industrial size boxes of Cheerios,” and the amiable, comforting tones of “The Voice of Detroit,” J.P. McCarthy on “The Great Voice of the Great Lakes” AM 760 WJR. As such, no conversation about how I came to love music – any music – can be complete without mentioning WJR.

Relating to the subject matter at hand, AM 760 wasn’t a music station per se… Rather, anchored by a deep stable of mild-mannered yet colorful on-air personalities,* it was more a rich stew of news, weather, traffic, sports, public interest segments, regional commentary, conversational interviews with local and national public figures, reflection, listener call-ins, humor, and, yes, music.

When music was in the mix, programming generally favored “mature” forms. Shows like Patterns in Music, Afternoon Music Hall, McCarthy’s weekday morning show, and others offered classical numbers, big bands, and standards from the Great American Songbook (Eg. Gershwin, Berlin, Porter, Lowe, Rogers, and Mancini) recorded by pop institutions like Louis Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Nat King Cole, and Ella Fitzgerald.

Ok, ok. WJR absolutely wasn’t a “hip” station. But their lengthy slate of variety shows did, indeed, occasionally edge into ’50s, ’60s, and ’70s light rock and rock-adjacent MOR territory.

Tell me MOR, Tell me MOR

WJR’s ventures into modern music tended toward the MORBrill Buildingadult contemporary end of the pop-rock-soul spectrum. However ambivalent my little self was regarding songs heard while bouncing around within earshot of the kitchen radio, warm, if fuzzy, impressions emerge while stripping back forty-plus years of repression…

Of the ’50s and ’60s material AM 760 likely featured, I recall early soft rock balladeers (Connie Francis; Paul Anka; Bobby Darrin), singer-songwriters (Neil Sedaka; Neil Diamond; Harry Nilsson; John Denver), trumpet player/brass band leader Herb Alpert, and pop folkies (Simon & Garfunkel; Judy Collins; The Stone Poneys). Tracks by Burt Bacharach/Hal David collaborators Dionne Warwick, Dusty Springfield, Jackie DeShannon, and B.J. Thomas turned up often. …As did the booming voice of Tom Jones, the theatrical pop of Petula Clark, and the soaring vocal harmonies of the Beach Boys, Mamas and the Papas, the Seekers, and 5th Dimension. Last, but not least, I remember that they played lighter-side Beatles tracks, most often in Muzak arrangements. 

Maybe I’m being too casually all-inclusive with my definition of “rock oldies” here. Rock forms were so integral to the language of pop music during my childhood it’s all the same to me. Ultimately, the point is, however I fault on precise details, tons of ’50s and ’60s tunes reached my young, impressionable ears via AM radio in the 1970s.

Black and White

In retrospect, what I appreciate best about rock oldies radio in the ’70s is how well all the music fit together despite the radical evolution of rock forms between ’54-’70. Sure, because 1950s nostalgia primarily targeted white audiences (another guess), racial imbalance was inevitable. It was a far cry, however, from the cascade of pasty-complected hard (Boston; Journey; Styx) and soft (Fleetwood Mac; Carpenters; Barry Manilow) corporate acts that dominated AOR and adult contemporary rock radio by the late ’70s. Black acts were represented and their influence was impossible to miss.

Get Together

On rock oldies radio, royalty reigned together, regardless of race (“The King” Elvis Presley; “The Queen” Aretha Franklin). They harmonized (Platters’ “The Great Pretender”; Beach Boys “Don’t Worry Baby”), charmed (Everly Brothers’ “All I Have to Do Is Dream”; Supremes’ “Baby Love”), clowned (Coasters’ “Charlie Brown”; Bobby Darin’s “Splish Splash”), loved (Ronnettes’ “Be My Baby”; Buddy Holly’s “Everyday”), and lost (Marvin Gaye’s “I Heard It Through the Grapevine”; Roy Orbison’s “Only the Lonely”).

Because of Honey Radio, I attended figurative piano duels between “The Architect” (Little Richard) and “The Killer” (Jerry Lee Lewis). I listened to “The Father’s” (Chuck Berry) original versions of “Rock and Roll Music” and “Roll Over Beethoven” spin next to the Beatles’ early British Invasion covers. I heard late ’50s girl group The Shirelles’ sing in parallel with ’60s blue-eyed soul follower Dusty Springfield.

Virtually all British Invasion bands reflected the ascendency of rock’s African-American founding fathers and mothers. Some acts (Beatles; Herman’s Hermits; Dave Clark Five) interpreted r&b styles while also exhibiting trace influences of native skiffle music and mainstream pop songwriting tradition. Others (Yardbirds; the Who; Rolling Stones) demonstrated an affinity for heavy blues via hard-hitting, deep grooving “maximum r&b.”

Integrating the oldies

The best example of how “white” and “black” musics intermingled in the ’50s and ’60s may be the preponderance of racially integrated acts that emerged during this period. Anyone not hiding under a rock for the last fifty years surely knows the The Jimi Hendrix Experience. Feel-good soul-meisters Sly and the Family Stone and The Foundations have been permanent residents on oldies radio for years. Blue-eyed soul group Three Dog Night had many hits in the late ’60s and early ’70s. But what about Stax’s grooving de-facto house band Booker T. & the MG’s and Pittsburgh doo wop ensemble The Del Vikings? Do you remember psychedelic garage-folk quintet Love and the innovative jazz-rock fusion group Blood, Sweat & Tears? …The Chambers Brothers? …Paul Butterfield Blues Band?

Still crazy integrated after all these years

Distinguished from all other acts by large, polyethnic lineups, San Francisco rock collective Santana (“Evil Ways”) still embodies the integration concept as thoroughly as I imagine is possible. Founded in the mid-’60s by guitar virtuoso Carlos Santana, the group drew harsh early reviews for their “pretentious” fusions of psychedelic rock, latin forms, blues, and freeform jazz, but nevertheless won over the album rock crowd; quickly eclipsing all shades thrown by the paid cynics with their appearance at Woodstock. Today, all these years later, their widely revered 1969 debut stands as a testament to the great things we can accomplish when the boundaries that compartmentalize music and society are ignored.

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I PLAYED WITH CHILDISH THINGS

I Played With Childish Things

THE FORMATIVE YEARS PART IV

Aaaaaaaand I’m back.  Picking up with more childhood reminiscences of media and life in the 1970s, today’s edition of The Formative Years concerns the so-called frivolous stuff that mattered most to me in my earliest years: toys, superheroes, and cartoons.

THE DETAILS OF MY LIFE ARE QUITE INCONSEQUENTIAL…

Born into the same vanilla-white porch community that fostered my parents, my early childhood was old-fashioned – even by 1970s standards. Big Sunday dinners with family were a regular occurrence. I rarely met anyone whose overall complexion deviated much from my own. Nor did I attend any manner of pre-school before kindegarten, structured or otherwise. So, for three years, with all my older siblings in school by fall of ’74, I luxuriated as the only “need machine” at home to be tended-to.

Ahhhhh, the salad days were all about balance. On one hand was quality time with Mom – wearing out favored books (Green Eggs and Ham), taking walks through town, berry picking (family dogs in tow), trips to the park, and mid-day naps. But I also had abundant, glorious “me” time. In the cozy, semi-confined toy cubby at the top the basement steps I was a scientist! Twiddling knobs on a massive control panel (letter blocks on a shelf) while observing my monitor (Lite Brite), I invented secret formulas (spent perfume sample flasks) and solved great problems (nope-definitely don’t drink that) . Additionally, profuse periods were allocated to activities that allowed for play and passive audio-visual data overload via TV. As a result, the worst of my damage was usually confined to the living room.

Childish things Christmas pic

Being a junior member of a large family, my playthings were an innumerable mix of personal toys and hand-me-downs. I remember copious quantities of Fisher Price swag, Legos, and little green army men. The 12” G.I. Joes, Tonka trucks, and Matchbox cars were were cool. Book and record sets were fun. And, of course, we had a massive coffee tin cache of crayons that had seen better days.

THE WORLD’S GREATEST SUPERHEROES

Childish things - Mego

Of all the actual toys in the house arsenal, however, my favorites at that time had to have been my brother’s Mego “World’s Greatest Superheroes” dolls.

Compared to the detailed, ‘roided out rendering of modern action figures, Megos were very basic, youngster-friendly representations. I didn’t care that Captain America and company didn’t look exactly like they did in comics or on TV… Fully posable, vibrantly colored, and clad in removable cloth costumes with vinyl/plastic accessories, they inspired epic adventure! I swapped costumes and examined every detail of each figure down to the manufacturer stamp. At Christmas time, I fantasized about new additions while browsing through holiday catalogs. Always game to make me laugh, my brother simulated fights by vocalized punching sounds and violently shaking the dolls back and forth – not great for their elastic binding, but very entertaining. Between the two of us, Mom grew very adept at repair (wink).

AND THEN… TRAGEDY!

Sadly, the Megos were stolen from my classroom cubby in 2nd grade. I guess I had it coming – Mom and Dad often warned me about taking personal items to school. Some lessons have to be learned the hard way, unfortunately. I held out hopes of restoring the collection for a while, but it was not to be. The Mego toy company collapsed in the early ’80s. I found a stray Hulk figure in a toy store clearance rack some time later, but that was it.

Childish things - Mego Hulk
A NEW HOPE

Fast forward 30 years to a chance discovery at a local toy fair. Cutting right to the point, a friend invited me to a local show, so I rode along. Upon our arrival, I realized that the host venue was the site of the comic shows my brother and I frequented in the ’80s. Very cool. Things were looking up!

Childish things - Mego Spider-Man

Then, as we entered the main show space from the lobby, something immediately caught my eye… Standing out amongst an otherwise common collection of trinkets, I found a really clean, loose vintage Mego Spider-Man – in a coffee mug! Craziness! Already in a nostalgic mood, this was too much! I toured the room for another hour or so, consulted eBay, paid the vendor for the doll, and split.

Ok, ok. Wait. I stopped or a minute afterward to pick up some nice, if past their prime, vintage vinyls to feed the Wall of Tunes. The point is that my Mego fever was back!

Shortly afterward, while trolling shops with the family on “free comic book day,” I discovered Figures Toy Company‘s (mostly) faithful and affordable licensed repros of DC heroes from the “World’s Greatest” line. Oh, my! They aren’t perfectly perfect replicas, but, man, are they close. For months, I perused the Figures website; pining and contemplating the wisdom (idiocy) of collecting action figures after age 40. Finally, I caved and laid out for Batman, Robin, Shazam, and a long-coveted Superman! A replacement “Cap” would be nice as well, repro or vintage, but it’s just too much money. The whims of my nerdy inner man-child are mitigated by my native practicality (cheapness).

Childish things - Figures Toy Company Mego repros


SEND IN THE CAPES

1970 brought the “Bronze Age” of comics, but the decade was a gilded age for colorfully clad adventurers on TV. Superheroes were everywhere – storming the airwaves through cartoons (Mighty Mouse; Underdog; Fantastic Four) and live-action programs (Adventures of Superman; Wonder Woman; Amazing Spider-Man), old and new. Super Grover and Spidey Super Stories featured on Sesame Street and Electric Company, respectively.  Superman: The Movie broke the genre onto the big screen in 1978.

WORLD’S GREATEST SUPERHERO CARTOONS

During the 1970s, superhero cartoons were a dime a dozen and I watched them all. Hanna-Barbera’s Super Friends was a Saturday Morning institution, but didn’t make me a lifetime devotee to DC comics. No, apart from Batman, my loyalties have belonged to Stan Lee’s classic creations; cemented by the Marvel Super Heroes and Spider-Man cartoons from the 1960s.

I was very little when these cartoons aired, but, rotating Marvel luminaries (Captain America, Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, and Sub-Mariner) on a daily basis, the Heroes segments were a bulk indoctrination. Were these cartoons a rock-bottom low for the “limited” movement – hampered by disjointed storytelling and astonishingly crude “animation?” Oh, yeah. But what did it matter? The vivid artwork – copped directly from pages illustrated by comic greats Jack “King” Kirby, Bill Everett, Gene Colon, etc. – was cool and exciting! The jaunty jingles for each hero were distinct and irresistible! It was literally impossible not to sing along.

Spider-Man was a more traditional, if still crudely drawn, cartoon that variably adhered to the spirit of the parent Lee-DitkoRomita era books; mixing faithful impressions of key characters and arch-nemeses with baffling bastardizations of others. Between the spasticatchyjazzy music and shameless, repetitive recycling of action sequences, the show helped make Spidey an all-time favorite. Even now, the act of watching the MCU “wall crawler” sling from skyscraper to skyscraper as I’d seen the character do decades earlier provokes nostalgic (but manly) tears of joy and unconscious, sympathetic action movements (“thwip, thwip”).  Excelsior!

Childish things - Screen Superheroes
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HULK SMASH PUNY PRIME TIME TV!!!

Childish things - 2nd Grade Hulk drawing

With only one TV at home, opportunities to watch Marvel heroes when they hit prime-time in the late ‘70s depended on 3 conditions: no options elsewhere on the dia; Mom’s feelings toward the actors; and the probability of Dad – a vocal adversary of fantasy/fiction – falling asleep before show time. Thanks, no doubt, to the presence of nice guy veteran actor Bill Bixby, The Incredible Hulk slipped through with regularity.

Not yet a comic collector, I knew “Ol’ Greenskin” from cartoons, toys, coloring books, halloween costumes, etc. Being a self-conscious, socially awkward little bully magnet, watching live-action Hulk smash the small screen was huge. Huge! …Relating to the idea of instantly becoming “the strongest one of all” when screwed with was a no-brainer (“…You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry”).

DOC (DAVID) BANNER – BELTED BY GAMMA RAYS

Many retcons were enacted to bring Hulk to TV. In most cases, it’s customary to compress stories when adapting literary works for screen. Here, however, the changes had more to do with money, technology, and pointless spite than anything else…  

Exhibit A: Hulk’s mythic strength was downgraded to feats that star Lou Ferrigno could’ve believably managed without performance enhancing gamma radiation. I get it. They had to tone-down the most fantastical elements of the character. Even if money was no object, a comic-accurate Hulk wasn’t possible with the technology available at the time.

Exhibit B: The origin story was changed to attribute Hulk’s transformations to a lab mishap in lieu of a bomb test. Last I checked, the cold war was still on in 1977, but ok. Simulated gamma explosions and staged desert military battles would’ve proved too pricey as well.

Exhibit C: Comic lore was eschewed in favor of plots in the Fugitive/Kung-Fu vein… “Wanted for a crime he didn’t commit,” David Banner drifted from town to town and became embroiled in the personal lives of people suffering the torments of disposable villains. Obviously, the show went off formula when the hero (cue Bixby’s glass-eyed “Oh face”) transfigured into a paint-slathered, shaggy-wigged champion body builder; flexed, growled, and tossed some common goons around. In comics, Hulk squared-off against similarly overpowered super-villains, but, again, that would’ve been impossible to replicate in the late ’70s.

Exhibit D: The name of Hulk’s alter-ego was changed from “Bruce” to “David.” What..? Why??? It’s such a petty detail, but it bothers me because it’s so damned stupid. Did CBS execs think the name sounded too Australian for U.S. audiences? Ugggh. Whatever.

BAM! BAP! BOFF! KRUNCH! KAPOW!!!

Childish things - Batman

As much as Marvel heroes captivated me, nothing matched the sheer mania stirred by the ’60s live-action Batman TV show.

Tuning-in most every day at that “same bat time” to that “same bat channel,” I sang along and acted out the animated main theme sequence. I bounced- off walls, couches, and floors! I scoured the hallway wardrobe for any items that could pass for Batman’s boots, cape, and cowl to wear while fighting off imaginary hordes of henchman (“POW!”). Everything about the show was awesome… The swirling horn motifs and swinging surf guitar riffs! The cartoonish overacting and goofy dialogue (“You…filthy criminals”)! The saturated colors, dramatic camera attitudes, and silly plot conveniences! …Julie Newmar in a painted-on cat suit (smile). I was all in.

Childish things - Stuffed Batman
Mom sewed this awesome stuffed Batman doll that, to this day, stands watch from a high place of honor at home. 

The “Dynamic Duo” were my most prized Mego dolls. I had a toy Batmobile. At one point, I started scrawling Batman…everywhere. Sometimes I chose acceptable surfaces like scrap paper. Other times, I drew on…well, unacceptable ones (keepsake boxes – “OUCH!”; hallways – “OOOF!”). My bad.

SATURDAY MORNING’S ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING (OVER THE TV)

Like any other kid, I loved cartoons and developed strategies for ensuring maximal viewing very early on… As a toddler, for example, I pushed my crib away from the wall to my folks’ bed, climbed down, and went downstairs for the start of Saturday morning cartoons.

You might ask “…Why not sleep-in and stream ‘whatever’ when you got up?” It was the savage ‘70s. “On Demand” didn’t exist. Prior to the 1980s/VHS revolution, shows had to be watched according to a set schedule or be missed. If that wasn’t barbaric enough, because we had no remote, my siblings and I had to physically go to the large wooden console TV and manually turn chunky dials to change channels. Between my rudimentary reading skills and shifting programming schemes, tracking choice ‘toons was challenging but I managed (CLICK CLICK CLICK).

THE NEW DARK AGE

We only had about eight functional channels back then but most ran cartoons at some point during the day. I preferred repackaged golden age “shorts,” but often settled for the haphazardly produced product of the day – which happened to rest squarely at the apex of animation’s “dark age.”

Why “dark age?” Because whatever nostalgic memories Gen-X hold for the heyday of Saturday morning cartoons, the shows were almost uniformly dreadful. After the old Hollywood System fell in the late ’40s-‘50s, the surviving studios slashed budgets and weakened/dumped their in-house animation divisions. The animated theatrical short faded in balance with the rising demand for original Television content. Innovation, whimsy, and excellence were out; fast, cheap, and comparatively stale “limited animations” were in.

INDISCRIMINATING TASTES

Reconsidering shows from the ’50’s & ’60s, it seems that some studios at least tried to leaven the diminished animation standards with hip (Bullwinkle) and thoughtful (Charlie Brown specials) social commentary. The Flintstones was an analogue for modern class warfare and technology. Scooby Doo was loaded with veiled psychedelic tropes… Think about it – 3 “straight” kids meandering the country in a VW van with an unkempt, munchies obsessed hippie and a talking dog)? If TV’s had “Smell-O-Vision,” you’d have to open your windows to vent the stank whenever the van doors popped open. 

By the time I arrived on the scene, the medium had unfortunately devolved into a guileless wasteland of homogeneous efforts. I watched, of course – they were cartoons, after all. The lens through which we evaluate our world changes a lot in the time between 4 and 49 (ideally). Back then, using Fat Albert as an example, ear worm theme songs, passingly colorful characters, and clunky catch phrases (“Hey Hey HEYYYYYYY”) were hook enough. With Laugh-A-Lympics, Hanna-Barbera turned out their deep drawer of properties past (Yogi Bear; Snagglepuss) and present (Grape Ape) to lure kids with an “all-star” lineup. Still, my tastes weren’t indiscriminate. I recognized that the pallid “ALL NEW” takes on classic characters (Tom & Jerry; Popeye) were basically unwatchable in comparison to the originals and steered away.

Childish Things - Saturday Morning Cartoons
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M.I.C.K.E.Y.M.O.U.S.E. M.I.A.

Strangely, the Walt Disney Company abstained from producing Saturday morning cartoons.

Struggling financially like so many holdovers from the earlier era, the “House of Mouse” had turned almost exclusively to producing feature-length films (Pete’s Dragon; the Rescuers) by the ’70s. Stray reruns of the classic Mickey Mouse Club aired sometimes, but Disney mainly leaned on licensed merchandise (books; records, etc.) and theatrical re-releases (Fantasia) as means of maintaining legacy properties. Their only active TV presence, as far as I can recall, was NBC Sunday night’s Wonderful World of Disney; but still, it focused on live-action event films (20,000 Leagues Under the Sea). Animated classics like Snow White, Dumbo, or Pinocchio only rotated-in on special occasions. I seldom recall seeing their classic cartoon shorts. Could the industry have changed for the better if Mickey, Minnie, Donald, and Goofy had figured prominently in the Saturday morning equation? I can’t help but think so.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THAT LEFT TURN AT ALBEQUERQUE!

Given a choice between contemporary cartoons and the classics, I opted for the zany and wildly surreal series from Hollywood’s golden age… Fleischer-Famous-Paramount’s Popeye and Casper the Friendly Ghost. Lantz-Universal’s Woody Woodpecker and Chilly Willy. MGM’s Tom & Jerry and Droopy. Disney cartoons were awesome when I could find them. Of course, my all-time favorites were/are Schlesinger-WB’s Merrie Melodies/Looney Tunes.

What made those works so special? For one, unlike dark age creators, who saved money and aggravation by dumbing things down and pandering to overreaching parent groups, the old guard – Bob Clampett, Fred Quimby, Tex Avery, Robert McKimson, Friz Freleng, Chuck Jones, etc. – had relative free-reign to innovate and self-entertain. They sparked imaginations with raucous, rule-free universes, canonizing countless absurd sight gags (impossibly long limos; body shaped holes in walls) in the process. Of course, creators weren’t totally free from censorship; the Hays Code effectively neutered the Fleischer’s Betty Boop in the 1930s. But, so long as things didn’t get too sexy and the violence remained bloodless, they were generally permitted to bully, bludgeon, bisect, blow up, blow apart, maul, mash, mutilate, squeeze, smash, and scare characters skinless to their heart’s content.

PURE IMAGINATION

Most importantly, the classics were also deceptively sophisticated and respected the intelligence of their audience. Where artless “dark age” products narrowly targeted simple minds with lame dialogue, labored narratives, and primitive images, golden age masterworks aimed higher so as to entertain a much broader base. Knowing that animation is a visual medium, makers of classic theatrical shorts cleverly conveyed story through a combination of dynamic musical arrangements, beautifully rendered art, relatable characterizations, lightning quick sight gag barrages, and winking, “meta” references (“Ok, break it up, son.  Joke’s over, hear?”). Golden age cartoons didn’t talk down or waste precious time with needless exposition. They challenged patrons to use the power of observation to connect the dots for themselves.

What’s more, golden age shorts were great because of their pure escapism. Sure, like most popular media forms from that era, many shorts made during wartime, served to promote American propaganda (“Any Bonds Today?”). Disney traded extensively in, well, “Disneyfied” morality tales (Cinderella; Bambi). But, generally speaking, the purpose of those golden age cartoons was pure entertainment. Plots were a pretense that only existed to set up endless gags. Scenarios were just vehicles for exploring the many inventive and delightfully brutal ways Bugs Bunny, Tweety, and Roadrunner could find to foil Elmer Fudd, Sylvester, and Wile E Coyote in the course of seven minutes; to demonstrate how much abuse Popeye could take before squeezing open a can of spinach; and provide Droopy with ample opportunities to break the “4th wall” with droll exclamations (“…I’m happy”).

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YOU’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT, KID!

Ok. I understand the argument that these cartoons may be too profoundly violent to not be desensitizing, particularly for young viewers. It’s also probably for the best that all non-Anglo European stereotypes depicted in the old cartoons have been tucked away from newer generations who can’t likely reconcile the context of their creation. On these points, I leave the following meditations on the importance of any level of nurturing guardianship or guidance…

Employing a parenting style that resided somewhere in the vast middle-ground between the smothering, overbearing modern helicopter parent and the indiscipline of feral dogs, my Mom and Dad managed to impart to me a sense of right, wrong, and empathy. They didn’t hover, yet they knew their kids’ viewing habits enough to make certain we understood life and death 101… You know, fundamental truths of life, like “fall from a cliff and you will die” “shoot someone in the face and they will die,” and “anyone who swallows dynamite will surely die.” I won’t lie – I loved the ultra-violent cartoons. It was absolutely cathartic as hell to watch cartoon avatars for life’s jerks get the tables turned on them with hilariously extreme prejudice time and time again, but the line between real life and fiction never looked thin or blurred. Anyway… Something to think about.

THE CURIOUS CASE OF BUGS BUNNY

Even as a young child, variances in certain characterizations were hard to miss. Using Bugs Bunny as an example, I’d always assumed that his evolution was linear and easily traced, but it wasn’t. His appearance differed a lot from cartoon to cartoon early on, but he was also kind of schitzo: a mean-spirited bully in some shorts; an endearing trickster in others. It was hard to track because there was no consistency moving between black and white and color shorts. Well… Apparently, four different creative groups were churning out monochrome and Technicolor Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons at Warner Brothers at the same time! The groups operated independently with different budget mandates and under the distinct visions of their respective editors. That’s just insane! No wonder the characters were so changeable.

THE MAN OF A THOUSAND VOICES

From the outside-in, a nickname like “Man of a Thousand Voices” may seem like hyperbole, but Mel Blanc – inarguably the most important, prolific, and influential voice talent of all time – earned it. Best remembered for his work with Warner Brothers, Blanc provided the definitive voices for Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck , Porky Pig , Sylvester, Tweety, Yosemite Sam, Foghorn Leghorn, and countless others for the near entirety of a six decade career.

A broad overview of his extensive character/vocal effects work reveals a talent that bridged radio to television (The Jack Benny Program); rival production companies (WB; Lantz; MGM; Disney; Hanna Barbera); and bawdy black and white instructional films for the U.S. military (Private Snafu) to vapid ‘70s Saturday morning kid schlock (Captain Caveman). In 1944, he changed norms for voice actors and screen credits – improving the visibility of his peers and all who came after. He was the original voice of Woody Woodpecker (“Guess who?”) and Barney Rubble (“Uhh huh huh huh”). He was in Duck Dodgers (“I claim this planet in the name of Mars! Isn’t that lovely?”) and Buck Rogers (“Biddy biddy biddy biddy”).  

ALL I KNOW OF HIGH CULTURE COMES FROM BUGS BUNNY CARTOONS

…And now a few closing words about WB’s MVC (most valuable composer), Carl Stalling.

In the early 1920s, young composer/orchestra leader Carl Stalling was recruited by a fledgeling Walt Disney to produce music for animated shorts he was developing. Brief but fruitful, the partnership on the “Silly Symphonies” series heralded two revolutionary and natively complimentary advancements. First, Stalling’s “Mickey Mousing” process served to align onscreen action with the music score. Second, the metronomic “click track” (also known then as a “tick system” or “tick track”) improved pacing – aiding musicians in the task of maintaining perfect tempo.

In 1936, Stalling went to rival Schlesinger-Warner Brothers, where he perfected his craft while serving as musical director for a multitude of Merrie Melodies and Looney Tunes shorts until the late ‘50s. 

Echoing sentiments shared by film critic Leonard Maltin in a video I watched yesterday on YouTube*, I’ve long viewed Carl Stalling’s scores as stealth mini-clinics in music theory. They imprinted centuries of knowledge onto unknowing viewers via osmosis. He was so integral to the cartoons he worked on, it’s hard to tell from the outside whether the stories informed the scores or vice versa. With the full might of a massive in-house orchestra at his command, Stalling deftly leveraged Warner Brothers’ expansive music catalog; seamlessly weaving passages from existing compositions into epic original scores. He was a master of meter and adept arranger, brilliantly bonding quotes from classical works, jazz, opera, show tunes, etc. to his own material. His approach set the standard for music in animated shorts for decades.

* And you folks probably thought I didn’t know how to properly document sources (smile).

WIDER LINES OF INFLUENCE

Tangentially, I can see how Stalling’s facility for fusion might have influenced the ascent of later music forms, directly or otherwise. ’80s Pop producers repurposed (corrupted) the click track to keep “undisciplined” (feel) players robotically on the beat (kill their soul). Surely, the symphonic/progressive rock acts from the ’70s (Yes; King Crimson) would’ve been exposed to golden age carftoons in their youth… Did Stalling and the composers at MGM somehow inform the work of early industrial bands (Cabaret Voltaire; Ministry) through their inventive use of “stinger” sound effects?” Mmmmmmmmmm…could be.

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'70s horror, fantasy, and science fiction

THE FORMATIVE YEARS PART III: Horror, fantasy, and science fiction in the ’70s

The 1970s were a renaissance period of sorts for horror, fantasy, and science fiction. Magic, the macabre, and a pervasive fear of the future seeped out of virtually every pore of public consciousness. What a great time to be a kid! I may not have fully understood the awe-inspiring sounds and images emanating from the television at the time, or that they were often conveyances for more meaningful meditations on society, but they had an indelible impact.

THE CYCLICAL NATURE OF INFLUENCES

In the era before home video and cable became common conveniences, media consumption was a different game. As such, my knowledge of the greater world was largely confined to printed works, records, radio, and whatever programming our standard “rabbit ears” could draw into the family television set. But this wasn’t necessarily a bad thing. The dearth of outlets for contemporary productions meant that I basically absorbed 50 years of Hollywood output by age eight. Because of those experiences and the fact that I’ve existed long enough now to have, at least, twice observed revivals of the pop culture phenomena of my youth, I understand the cyclical nature of influence.

For example, in rock music, a line of influence can be traced from ’70s post punk rock through to the new wave revivals of the last few decades. It works the same way in visual arts, regardless of medium. To that point, creatives in the 1970s were clearly inspired by the horror/fantasy/sci-fi works of the generations that preceded them.

VAMPIRES & WEREWOLVES & BIG LIZARDS IN MY BACKYARD, OH MY!

The ’70s were an amazing time for any kid who had an (unhealthy) interest in movie monsters. Small, medium, and large; bitey, hairy, and fighty; stompy, flighty, and swimmy… There really was something for all tastes.

UNIVERSAL CLASSIC MONSTERS

Even now, I recall the influence Universal’s Classic black & white monster films (1925-1956) exerted on American culture in the 1970s. The studio’s legacy of definitive archetypes (Frankenstein; Dracula; Wolf Man) was everywhere. It was evident in the music on the radio (“Monster Mash,” “Werewolves of London,” “Frankenstein“). Variations on their monster designs were utilized in the TV shows I watched (The Munsters; Monster Squad; Hilarious House of Frightenstein) and films I was, perhaps, too young to see (Young Frankenstein). Universal’s properties were leveraged to sell toys and sugary kids cereals. For crying out loud, Boris Karloff (Frankenstein; The Mummy) even lent his voice to the beloved 1966 holiday cartoon How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

In the Detroit area, the black and white Universal movies aired on Sir Graves Ghastly‘s Saturday afternoon “creature feature.” Looking back, each series began well enough – faithfully honoring the spirit, if not the plotting, of their source material. Further, making use of light and shadow, rather than blood and guts, the filmmakers effectively provoked scares from castle settings and inventive creature designs. Unfortunately, in time, each series diluted to the point of self-parody after long successions of forced sequels. Really, though…who cares? Quality control? What’s that? I was a little boy. As far as I was concerned, the more monsters they could shoehorn into a single movie the better (House of Frankenstein, Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein). If they’d just presented 90 glorious, lightning-filled minutes of monsters cage-fighting in medieval laboratories, that’d been perfect.

THE STUDIO THAT DRIPPED BLOOD

Eventually* I discovered Hammer Studios’ comparatively gruesome, cleavage-filled, color updates of Universal’s monster paradigms (Horror of Dracula; Curse of Frankenstein). Produced over a span of three decades (’50s – ’70s), the film series from “The Studio That Dripped Blood” roughly paralleled the creative paths of Universal’s properties – each starting respectably only to collapse under the weight of overnumerous, ill-conceived and exploitative low-budget sequels. In contrast to their predecessors, however, Hammer made frequent use of classically trained actors and period-appropriate gothic settings. More often than not, the movies starred Christopher Lee & Peter Cushing – known to other nerddoms, respectively, as Sarumon the White and Grand Mof Tarkin.

* Unbeknownst to Mom, who would not have approved.

MONSTERS ARE SUPERHEROES TOO?

In the world of comics, a relaxing of the Comics Code Authority* spurred an explosion of horror comic books. I was only vaguely aware of this development at the time, but all the publishers went all-in. Marvel dropped “superheroes from the crypt” (Morbius; Werewolf By Night; Dracula; Ghost Rider; Frankenstein’s Monster) directly into their established continuity. When Marvel introduced Man-Thing (Savage Tales #1), DC predictably answered with Swamp Thing (House of Secrets #92) a mere 2 months later (“WHAT?!!! They developed a SWAMP monster?!? PREPOSTEROUS! RIDICULOUS! OUTRAGEOUS! We MUST have one!!!”).

* An arch-conservative concern that had been neutering content and imaginations since 1954.

THEY MIGHT BE GIANT MONSTERS

Giant monsters were also very much in-style in the ’70s. Locally, the original black & white King Kong (1933) and Godzilla (1954) films were televised on Saturday afternoon horror blocks. Fun, kid friendly Japanese import giant super-monster slugfests from the ’60s & ’70s (color Godzilla movies; Ultraman; Johnny Socko and His Flying Robot) ran on weekday afternoons.

In 1976, King Kong returned in a meh update starring Jeff Bridges that traded the original’s once state-of-the-art stop-motion photography for a green-screened dude in a laughably unconvincing gorilla costume. If only the creature effects were the worst of it’s problems… Long-story-short, the De Laurentis‘ paid top dollar for a b-movie that creeped-out audiences everywhere with its pervy, bestial fetishizing of leading lady Jessica Lange.

Anyway, taken altogether, these shows were a big influence. In my hands, all 4-color pens were an excuse to transform into Ultraman. At pools, rivers, and beaches, when not role-playing the classic Marvel superhero Sub-Mariner (“IMPERIOUS REX!”), I imagined myself as Godzilla; rising from the sea to smash buildings, stomp cars, and do mighty battle with other freaky gigantors.

SCREEN HORROR EVOLVES

Film updates to classic monster tropes persisted throughout the ’70s (Dr. Jeckyll and Sister Hyde; Blacula; Frankenstein: A True Story), but horror appetites had evolved and expanded.

Exploiting the insecurities of a disillusioned populace, American movie studios brought forth disaster films by the gross. Unlike conventional horror/suspense films – where the terrors are derived from the evil that man do and/or supernatural sources, the disaster genre plays on people’s deeply-rooted fears of the reasonably plausible. In place of the bitey undead, the antagonists were burning buildings (The Towering Inferno) and sinking ships (The Poseidon Adventure). Instead of Mummys and invisible men, audiences were plagued by aeronautical mishaps (Airport) and, well, plagues (The Andromeda Strain).

Supernatural threats still abound, though. Vampires and mad scientists never go out of vogue. It’s just that the standard monster tropes (vampires; werewolves; mad scientists) had given a lot of ground to gory demonic possessions (The Exorcist), damaged telekinetic prom queens (Carrie), mutant-huge sharks (Jaws), slasher flicks (Halloween), zombies (Dawn of the Dead), pod people (Invasion of the Body Snatchers)and acid-bleeding bugs from outer space (Alien).

SOMETIMES A FANTASY

Although my personal exposure to swords, sorcery, and the occult was limited, interesting developments were afoot all around.

My earliest impressions of the fantasy genre came by way ’60s reruns; from TV shows like the Munsters, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie, Addams Family, and H.R.Pufnstuf. Disney’s kid-friendly fantasy films (Pete’s Dragon; Escape to Witch Mountain) played occasionally on Sunday evenings. And, of course, I watched monster movies as often as I could. At some point, works based on author J.R.R. Tolkien’s Middle-earth grounded series entered the house… I remember the “fotonovel” for Ralph Bakshi‘s 1978 Lord of the Rings movie. Right around that same time, my oldest sister received a book of Brothers Hildebrandt paintings. Principally collected from Tolkien calendars (’76-’78), the book also featured Greg Hildebrandt’s disturbing cover artwork from Black Sabbath’s Mob Rules, as well as his poster design for Star Wars. I was intrigued, to say the least.

SWORDS AND SCORCERERS

Outside my purview, in 1970, Marvel comics began a long run of Roy Thomas-penned Conan comics. Most famously drawn by comic legends Barry Windsor-Smith and “Big” John Buscema, these books (Conan the Barbarian; Savage Tales; Savage Sword of Conan), along with the works of Frank Frazetta & Boris Vallejo, helped establish the visual language for the swords & sorcery genre as a whole going forward.

As I alluded to earlier, J.R.R. Tolkien’s writings found wider audiences via animated mainstream adaptations of The Hobbit  (Rankin/Bass) and The Lord of the Rings. Additionally, Tolkien lore wielded great influence in the realm of hard rock music; evident via explicit lyrical references in songs by Led Zeppelin (“Ramble On“; “Misty Mountain Hop“) and Rush (“Rivendell“; The Necromancer“), among others.

ROCK STARS ARE (NERDY) PEOPLE TOO

On the whole, a vast number of well-known and emerging rock acts expressed the influence of decidedly non-pop music themes. Some (Led Zeppelin; Black Sabbath; Yes; Hawkwind) composed songs steeped in mythic fantasy tradition. Others gravitated toward horror (Misfits; Blue Öyster Cult; Cramps; Bauhaus) and science fiction (Rush; ELP; David Bowie; B-52’s). Alice Cooper, Talking Heads, XTC, and Devo sometimes utilized the imagery provoked by fantasy genres to disguise biting social commentary.

And then we have the absurdist glam-funk heroes Parliament (“Dr. Funkenstein“) and Richard Elfman’s surrealist Mystic Knights of Oingo Boingo*. Composed of massive orchestra-like lineups, each group approached fantasy themes though elaborate presentations that bore more resemblance to gothic musical theater than rock and roll. Sadly, I didn’t discover George Clinton/ Parliament-Funkadelic until Red Hot Chili Peppers provided the gateway in the late-’80s. There is a chance, however, that I might have seen the Mystic Knights when they appeared on The Gong Show.

*The pre-fame incarnation of brother Danny Elfman’s Oingo Boingo.

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CONCEPTUAL (YOU’RE SO)*

Any cursory examination of 20th century science fiction reveals that all was not well with the world. “Life imitates art” just as art imitates life. Onscreen, while it’s certainly true that most sci-fi adaptations aberrated from their literary sources (Frankenstein; The Time Machine; The Island of Doctor Moreau; I Am Legend: The Sentinel), themes relating to the conflicted nature of humanity – it’s impressive native adaptability vs. it’s inherent self-destructive arrogance – remained central.

* Sorry (I’m not sorry) for the obscure references, folks.  This is a play on the name of the Adam & The Ants song “Physical (You’re So).”  A few years later they released a track called “Picasso Visita el Planeta de los Simios.”  I couldn’t resist.

** Good to see some things never change, eh?

INTO THE ATOM AGE

After observing the conceptually light, fun early space explorer-adventurer serials of the ’30s and ’40s (Buck Rogers; Flash Gordon), it’s hard to miss the pattern of xenophobia that enveloped virtually all sci-fi productions post World War II. The ruination of Hiroshima and Nagasaki laid bare the potentially calamitous power of nuclear energy. The atomic age had dawned, wiping away virtually all sanguine curiosity regarding science, technology, and the unknown among the general populace. Everyone feared nuclear energy, but few outside of the scientific community truly understood the systems behind it. So, when ignorant creatives innocently used implausible science as plot devices, the gaping holes in logic usually went unnoticed by the general public.

ENTER THE MARVEL AGE

One benign example of this is the manner by which different forms of radiation were misrepresented in order to provide the foundation for Stan “The Man” Lee‘s Marvel Age of comics (est. 1962). Marvel superheroes were (are) my favorite, but the “science” that bred them is, of course, complete b.s. Lee needed plot conveniences to quickly explain away hero origins and allow stories to cut straight to the action. Therefore, “cosmic rays,” gamma bombs, and radioactive spiders were respectively applied as the source of the Fantastic Four‘s, Hulk‘s, and Spider-Man‘s powers. His readers didn’t know any better, so why not, right?

BAR BARB-ARELLA

In film, however, radiation and the “unknown” were almost universally panned as something to be feared, period. By the 1950s, sci-fi had mostly degenerated into a funereal dirge of joyless space-horror flicks (War of the Worlds; Forbidden Planet; The Thing; The Blob; This Island Earth), botched experiments (The Fly; Tarantula), and irradiated giant monsters (Godzilla; Them!). And then, on the other hand, was 1968’s Barbarella, starring “Hanoi Jane” Fonda. Campy, dumb, and exploitative to it’s core, at least this infamous B-grade space epic provided a much needed reprieve from the wasteland of unpleasant futures that dominated ’70s cinema (THX1130, Silent Running; Logan’s Run; Zardoz).

MOSES VS. THE PLANET OF THE APES

Known mainly to modern audiences through several 21st century attempts by 20th Century Fox* to again cash-in on once lucrative properties, no sci-fi downers that crossed my path in the ’70s had a greater cultural impact than the original Planet of the Apes series.

Spawned from the 1963 French novel, La Planète des singes, the Apes films were a catch-all buffet of depressing themes common to sci-fi media of the day… Disillusionment toward authority/societal institutions (Longest Yard; Outlaw Josey Wales; Three Days of the Condor)? Check! Fear of dystopian futures (Deathrace 2000; Mad Max)? Check!! Well intentioned technology gone wrong (Westworld; Embryo)? Check!!! Kicking things off, the first Planet of the Apes, like so many movies from dystopian sci-fi’s heyday (The Omega Man; Soylent Green), starred Moses from The Ten Commandments. Four similarly high-reaching sequels followed in the early ’70s, chased by a TV show, a Mego toy line, and 1975’s Return to the Planet of the Apes cartoon.

TALKING APES ARE COOL

Depicting a future where lower-primates have evolved to supplant humanity as the alpha inhabitants of Earth, the first movies effectively play as contemplative morality tales. Put aside the base fears at the heart of Planet of the Apes‘ commercial appeal. Pay no mind to the convoluted continuity issues that resulted from stringing the series along a little too far. Sci-fi was merely a vehicle for posing challenging questions about race, inequality, human rights, animal rights, fear, hubris, fascism, war, etc.

I wasn’t even five when first exposed to the Apes series by way of ABC Detroit 7’s weekday afternoon movie, so the deeper subtexts were probably beyond me. No, at that age, the space capsules and talking apes were cool enough. It’s very much like the way ’70s kids voluntarily suffered any amount of lame human drama from Six Million Dollar Man Bionic Bigfoot in order to catch even the briefest glimpses of Bionic Bigfoot.

* Since swallowed up by the Disney entertainment cabal.

THE LIGHTER SIDE OF SCI FI

Luckily, the state of sci-fi during that span of time wasn’t a complete bummer. To kids of a certain age, all the doom and gloom paled in comparison to the allure of cool-looking ships, groovy spacesuits, talking robots, nasty beasties, mighty battle, and high adventure.

Because of the newness of the TV medium, execs from the first few decades of American broadcast television were much more prone to roll the dice on truly imaginative content than those operating today. Risks tended toward light fantasy… Sitcoms (Mr. Ed; My Favorite Martian; I Dream of Jeannie), aquatic adventures (Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea); and westerns (Wild Wild West). But execs also, on occasion, gave harder-hitting, conceptual science fiction anthologies a chance (The Twilight Zone; The Outer Limits). 1966’s Dark Shadows gave vampires a run at the afternoon soap.

1950s American TV revivals of Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers once again stimulated a interest in the space explorer/adventurer category. England’s BBC followed in the ’60s with Fireball XL5 (filmed in “Supermarionation“) and Doctor Who (’63-’89). My two favorite sci-fi shows, however, were reruns of the classic Swiss Family Robinson reinterpretation – Lost In Space (“Danger Will Robinson!“) and Gene Roddenberry‘s fantastically influential and enduring leap into the “final frontier,” Star Trek.

STAR TREKKIN’

When the original Star Trek ended in 1969, few seriously expected that it’d be a major cultural force after ten years, let alone 60? Cancelled after just three seasons, the show amassed a formidable following in the ’70s via syndication. Taking a loose survey of Star Trek’s legacy in the present day, I found that it has sired, to date, no fewer than nine further television series, thirteen feature films, a Saturday morning cartoon, and endless parodies.

BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!

Everyone in my family loved Star Trek except for Dad, of course (“I have imagination…when it makes sense!). The program appealed to youthful imaginations through its use of vibrant color palettes, cool ship designs, nifty and gadgets. Beautiful matte paintings depicting “strange new worlds” were a highlight of every episode. Compelling stories challenged viewers to grow beyond binary notions of right/wrong and good/evil. Stagey (over)acting entertained and exciting music and sound effects accompanied all actions. Above all other considerations, Star Trek taught me about the perks of being a space captain and the norms for responding to potential conflict (HA!).

Whatever I was doing, inside or out, I found a way to land in front of the TV console every weekend evening to watch the voyages of the Starship EnterpriseTrek battle music played in my head when playing outside. Whenever in sufficiently rugged-looking terrain,* I was looking to engage in mortal combat with a Gorn warrior (“Time…to hit…the sides of his…head…with dual…CUPPED HANDS!”). I coveted my brother’s AMT model Enterprise and younger cousin’s Mego dolls. Along with Batman and Bugs Bunny cartoons, it was surely my favorite show. And then

* Literally, any setting.


MY FIRST STEP INTO A LARGER WORLD

The late ’70s were a dark time for cinemagoers. The evil leaders of corporate media had audiences caged in a relentless, dispiriting cycle of oppressive dystopian futures. Fear had proven profitable. …But all was not lost. Raised in the “Indie” wilds, young rebel director George Lucas emerged to blindside the American film industry with his world-changing, escapist homage to the pure space adventurer serials of yesterday – Star Wars. Not “Episode IV.” Not “A New Hope.” Just…Star Wars.

SURPRISE SUCCESSES

Star Wars debuted on Wednesday, May 25, 1977 to much acclaim. Simply hoping for modest returns on their $10 million investment, and completely oblivious to the fact that they’d produced, arguably, the most influential pop culture phenomena of the late twentieth century, a pessimistic 20th Century Fox opened Star Wars in limited release (32 screens) across the U.S. Much to their surprise, the movie caught fire immediately and, by August, has spread to over a thousand theaters domestically. By the end of ’78, global ticket sales exceeded an unprecedented $400 million (over 1.3 Billion in 2021 U.S. dollars).

Tangentially, later that year, Steven Spielberg’s warm, refreshingly non-fatalistic tale of first contact with alien species – Close Encounters of the Third Kind – was also welcomed by rave reviews and keen public reception.

WHY ALL THE SURPRISED FACES?

Did the studios have sound reason for grossly miscalculating the connection Star Wars and Close Encounters would make with audiences? In hindsight, as a casual observer/enthusiast, I believe their myopic view was more attributable to a general industry-wide distaste for the genre than anything else. Yes, Sci-fi projects were expensive to make but they were profitable. Stanley Kubrick’s much lauded 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) may have initially failed to recoup production costs for MGM, but redeemed itself famously through re-releases starting in ’71. Syndicated episodes of Paramount’s Star Trek TV show were extremely popular throughout the ’70s. FOX’s own Planet of the Apes property did well enough to justify continued exploitation well into the mid-’70s. Obviously, they should have known that there was an audience for epic space stories.

STARFIELD MEMORIES

Despite the profound influence Star Wars had on my kid brain, I’d only just turned 5 during the first few months of its original run and, as such, can’t recall the experience of seeing it in the theaters at that time. Did we see it as a family? Which theater? Nearly forty-five years down the road, none of us can remember. Details regarding my indoctrination to the ways of the force notwithstanding, the movie stuck with me.

Standing atop of the mountain of outstanding visuals and sounds that made an immediate impression, I recall the striking flow of 20th Century Fox’s fanfare into the main title music-title crawl-opening space battle… The Millennium Falcon immediately displaced the Enterprise as the coolest spacecraft ever to appear on any sized screen. The final space battle and subsequent destruction of the Death Star were unlike anything that had ever been presented on film! …LIGHTSABERS!!!

Are my earliest memories real or illusory? Are they genuine or simply the result of constant reinforcement courtesy of the Lucasfilm merchandising machine and innumerable repeat viewings? All that matters is that I was very excited and moved by the experience, which, at best guess, occurred some time before the summer of ’78 – around the time Star Wars stuff began infiltrating the home.

GIVE YOURSELF TO THE POWER OF THE STAR WARS

My full surrender to the ways of the Force wasn’t immediate. Superheroes had held a singular place in my young psyche practically since birth, so turning me was no small feat. Doing so required unrelenting waves of media saturation, family/peer influence, and Star Wars product.

Every actor and character involved in the production became overnight celebrities. Memorable quotes from the movie became part of the standard banter at school (“May the Force be with you“; “Great kid! Don’t get cocky“; “I have a bad feeling about this“). At home, I perused pictures in the novelization while listening to the soundtrack record. My brother – a promising illustrator/draftsman in his youth -meticulously recreated ships and famous scenes (Vader vs. Obi Wan lightsaber duel v.1.0) in vivid charcoal/pencil drawings, and model kits (Millennium Falcon, X-Wing, Darth Vader’s Tie-Fighter).

Retail stores were packed with t-shirts, trading cards, comics, handheld electronic games and toys. Kenner’s exponentially expanding toy lines commandeered large expanses of shelf space in department stores. Meco’s disco adaptation of the theme music played on the radio.

On TV, movie and toy promos aired constantly and cast frequently appeared on talk shows. Networks aired tribute variety shows. In 1978, CBS broadcast the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special. Highlighted by a cartoon segment that introduced the popular bounty hunter Boba Fett, the otherwise abominable program was immediately disowned by all at Lucasfilm and repressed in collective memory until YouTube came along.

ALONG COMES KENNER

Many major toy companies, failing to recognize Star Wars‘ commercial potential, passed on the toy license until Kenner lucked into it. Initial rollout was rough, though. Due to the lateness of the agreement, failure to anticipate demand, and Lucas’ reluctance to offer reference images ahead of the film’s release, no toys were available for Christmas ’77. Oops! Regardless, sales soared once products began to hit the market in ’78 – exceeding $100 million annually in ’78 and ’79.

Inarguably, Kenner’s greatest innovation was the popularization of 3.75″ action figures. Prior to Star Wars, the only small-scale figures I recall accompanied Fisher Price/Richard Scary playsets and my brother’s Space: 1999 Spaceship. More portable and affordable than 8″ (Mego) and 12″ (G.I. Joe) dolls, the smaller figures also more easily accommodated sets and vehicles that matched their scale; making them more optimal for active play and ease of storage.

SEDUCED BY THE POWER OF THE FORCE

My personal mania for collecting Star Wars items started slowly; escalating precipitously as more items found their way into my possession. The very first Star Wars toy to come home may have been the large-size Darth Vader figure. Stray items followed here and there (Escape From Death Star board game; a Play-Doh action set), but Christmas ’78 was the clincher.

My parents didn’t habitually spoil their kids with “stuff” year-round, but always made up for it for birthdays and Christmas. That said, I awoke Christmas morning in 1978 to find a treasure trove of Kenner Star Wars merchandise under the tree… Santa left a Millennium Falcon filled with about 3/4 of all figures available at the time. A large Obi-Wan Kenobi was presented to provide a sparring partner for my large Darth Vader. Supplementary reading material was offered in the form the Star Wars Storybook. That was it. I was hooked.

From then on, all I (mostly) wanted for Christmas, birthdays, and everything in-between, was more Star Wars swag. I joined the official fan club and read the Bantha Tracks newsletter. Luke Skywalker supplanted Batman, Spider-Man and Captain Kirk as my go-to live-action role-play option. I practiced drawing by sketching freehand studies from figures and trading cards. Between toys, cards, patches, posters, books, and comics, by the time Kenner phased out the original trilogy line in ’85, I’d amassed an impressive collection. I knew kids who had even more, but it was pretty ridiculous.

RUINS

Sadly (hanging head), today, only a few meager artifacts remain of my once proud collection. Some items were sold (many annoyed grunts); some handed-down to younger cousins (many more annoyed grunts). But hey! On the plus side, thanks to comic shows and the internet, I get to gaze longingly at the tragic ruins of other people’s broken Star Wars collections along with Hasbro’s overpriced reproductions.* Awesome.

* That I can’t afford to buy and wouldn’t have space to display even if I could.

THE LONG SHADOW OF THE FORCE

Star Wars‘ cultural presence was constant leading into the 1980 sequel The Empire Strikes Back. Between the original film’s first, lengthy theatrical run, yearly re-releases, advertising, and the regular release of fresh merch, the property never had a chance to fade.

Even as the studios, desperate to exploit Star Wars’ success, squeezed out other, mostly schlocky, sci-fi adventure projects, it never faltered. Disney fell into The Black Hole. United Artists’ floated Moonraker (James Bond in space). B-movie impresario Roger Corman’s Battle Beyond the Stars ripped off The Magnificent Seven. The TV pilots for Battlestar Galactica and Buck Rogers in the 25th Century first aired in movie theaters. …And, oh yeah, Star Trek came back!!!

Initially planned as a TV revival, Paramount’s beautiful-looking Star Trek: The Motion Picture earned points for excellent production values and getting the gang back together. Unfortunately, however, it failed to recapture the excitement of the original show. Plodding along at sub-impulse on a recycled story from the original series, once the introductions were over, the actors had little more to do than pose for reaction shots. Thankfully, Paramount did better at ripping themselves off on the ’82 sequel Wrath of Khan.

ONE LAST STRAY THOUGHT

Sadly, the years after Star Wars appeared were not kind to the Mego brand (World’s Greatest Superheroes). I’ll go into more detail later about my childhood love for Mego, but, for now, suffice to say that they passed on Star Wars. So, scrambling vainly to capture back market share in the wake of Kenner’s newfound dominance, Mego desperately committed to numerous expensive licensing agreements to sell space movie toys kids didn’t want. By 1983, they were bankrupt and out of business. (Pointing derisively) I think the words you’re looking for are “Haa Haa!”

Ok, that wasn’t very nice, but please forgive me. It was a shame to see Mego fold due to the unbelievable string of bad business decisions at the top. I loved those toys and lot of workers lost their livelihoods, but that’s how it usually goes, right? It makes me sad.

'70s science fiction playlist

  

THE DISCOLICIOUS SOUNDS OF THE ’70S

The Discolicious Sounds of the '70s

THE FORMATIVE YEARS PART II

Hello all! Once again, my compulsion to show off has taken me way off-track and now I’m collating from an unmanageable mess. As much as I’d like to relate everything I think I know about the 1970s music scene, to try and do so in a single article is simply insane. There’s just simply too darned much ground to cover; metal, prog, and punk will just have to wait*. So, join me now as I reminisce about childhood experiences with the sounds of the ’70s.

* They didn’t enter my life until much, much later anyway.

TV RERUNS in the ’70S

Looking back, one of the things I most appreciate about being a ’70s kid is the variety of programming on TV. And I watched a lot of TV. Yes, outlets were limited, but the bewildering array of sounds and images they broadcast roughly spanned the history of modern music and cinema (1930-1980).

THE CLASSICS

I recall watching a multitude of classic theatrical shorts and full-lengths that dated back to my parent’s youth. On the occasions when I thought to turn on the TV after Mom and Dad’s Friday bowling nights, I caught rough-cut glimpses of Laurel & Hardy and the Three Stooges. Little Rascals/Our Gang and Abbott & Costello movies ran on Sunday mornings before church. Every once in a while, when I was really lucky, I managed to find a Marx Brothers movie.

Vintage black and white Hollywood musicals starring Shirley Temple, the Andrews Sisters, and Fred Astaire/Ginger Rogers helped me gain an appreciation for big band jazz orchestras. Old animated Disney cartoons like Snow White, Pinocchio, and Dumbo were always as much fun to hear as they were to watch. Mom and Dad both especially enjoyed color-era MGM musicals like Singin’ in the Rain. The Wizard of Oz was an annual family tradition on-par with Rankin & Bass holiday specials.

MY LIFE IN RERUNS

And then, course, we have the countless hours of old TV reruns I effortlessly absorbed on a daily basis. ’50s situation comedies like I Love Lucy and Leave It to Beaver were ritual afternoon viewing. Family adventure dramas like Davey Crockett and Lassie still aired frequently. The Adventures of Superman and the Lone Ranger reinforced my early interest in costumed heroes.

More than anything, I was exceptionally struck by reruns from the ’60s and early ’70s. Innovative and sometimes daffy sitcoms from that period gave viewers curious scenarios that ranged from talking horses (Mr. Ed) to bumbling super-spies (Get Smart) to WW II POWs (Hogan’s Heroes). Most commonly, however, programmers played with fish-out-of-water scenarios, from displaced city dwellers in humble rural settings (Green Acres) to desert island castaways (Gilligan’s Island). Societal norms/hypocrisies were satirized by high-fantasy comedies like the Munsters, Addams Family, and Bewitched. Some quietly progressive shows (Andy Griffith Show; Brady Bunch; Family Affair) centered around non-traditional families.

MONKEYING AROUND

Few ’60s sitcoms commanded my attention, though, like the Monkees. Equal parts music variety show and surrealistic meta situation comedy, it played like A Hard Days Night meets Monty Python.* The music was catchy and memorable. The lighting-round pace and self-referential bent of the jokes, both visual and narrative, were unbelievable. The quick-quippy chemistry of it’s principal performers – Mickey Dolenz, Davey Jones, Mike Nesmith, and Peter Took – was unlike anything TV would see again until Community arrived in the ’00s. That’s how far ahead of the game they were. How can a scripted show feel so spontaneous? I don’t know, but they nailed it.

* I can’t be the first one to draw that analogy.

CARTOONS AND ADVENTURE SHOWS

Being that I was kid born into the golden age of Saturday Morning Cartoons, animated fare was unsurprisingly consumed by the pound. Streaming didn’t exist yet, but, believe me, I didn’t go wanting… Compilations of classic Popeye, Bugs Bunny, Woody Woodpecker, and Chilly Willy theatrical shorts aired 7-days a week. Weekday afternoons overflowed with repeats of Marvel Super Heroes, Flintstones, Yogi Bear, and Bullwinkle cartoons.

’60s reruns also included a ton of cool sci-fi/action programming to stimulate young imaginations. The Twilight Zone presented twisted morality tales. Lost In Space and Star Trek adventured into uncharted (and often unfriendly) outer space. The colorful live-action Batman program provided an exciting introduction to the caped crusading comics legend. 

MODERN VIEWING

And, of course, I watched tons of contemporary programming. Some of my earliest memories of the ’70 involve morning kids shows like Captain Kangaroo, Romper Room, and Mr. Dressup. PBS fare figured prominently (Sesame Street; Electric Company; Mister Rogers; National Geographic). Saturday mornings meant copious quantities of Hanna Barbara cartoons, Krofft productions, the Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner Show, and Fat Albert. Bi-annual Planet of the Apes and Godzilla weeks were an afternoon movie tradition of our local ABC affiliate. In the late ’70s, live-action superheroes (Six Million Dollar Man; Wonder Woman; Incredible Hulk) and space adventures (Battlestar Galactica; Buck Rogers) kept me engaged during prime-time hours.

Good grief! I remember game shows (Bowling for Dollars; Price is Right; Gong Show). Pesky sportsball events (Monday Night Baseball/Football; Wide World of Sports) frequently played in the background. Reruns of ’70s adult comedies like Sanford & Son and Rhoda ran during the daytime hours when, I guess, all impressionable youth were assumed to be in school or otherwise engaged in, you know – anything else.

After bedtime, I remember listening-in on my parent’s viewing choices – shows like M.A.S.H., Three’s Company, Rockford Files, All in the Family, and Taxi. When ABC aired James Bond flicks I usually managed to stick around the living room long enough to eat some popcorn and catch the pre-credits action sequence before being toted off to bed. Yeah, like I said, I watched a lot of TV (sigh).

NOSTALGIA FOR A TIME THAT NEVER EXISTED

The great American hangover that followed the civil rights movement & Vietnam War was often reflected in ‘the’70s media. Many films (All the President’s Men; Deer Hunter; Network) mirrored the citizenry’s growing disillusionment toward once hallowed institutions. Shows like the White Shadow, Good Times, Maude, One Day at a Time, and Diff’rent Strokes considered changing attitudes toward “traditional” societal norms. But all not all media of the day was bent of reminding us how screwed up we were. Some ’70s media merchants, hoping to restore our collective (false) sense of security, trended toward blind nostalgia and “pure” entertainment.

ROCK REDUX

One example of how the entertainment industry romanticized the past is the emergence of rock oldies radio. How do you make people feel good? Play music that reminds them of the time before things went all to hell. You know – the “good ol’ days.”

Too young to really have an awareness of why vintage rock was “in” again, I just enjoyed the ride. Thanks to this trend, I grew up listening to rock’s first superstars (Chuck Berry, Elvis, Buddy Holly, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis, Smokey Robinson) alongside the American rock bands (Beach Boys; Byrds; Simon & Garfunkel), soul acts (Marvin Gaye; Supremes; Four Tops), and British Invasion bands (Beatles; Rolling Stones; Kinks) that immediately followed them. No complaints here.

GET NOSTALGIC

The nostalgia paradigm is also evident the way contemporary artists persistently referenced past music eras in their work. In keeping with the rock and roll revival, many artists (ELO; Elton John; Billy Joel; Bay City Rollers) mined early rock heroes and styles for inspiration. Don McClean’s “American Pie” – arguably the most nostalgic song of the rock era – famously lamented “the day the music died.”

Other modern artists, betraying much broader influences, called back to earlier popular 20th century forms to inform their work. Harry Nilsson frequently channelled classic Tin Pan Alley songwriters (“1941“). Bette Midler’s cover of the Andrews Sisters’ “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy” and Stevie Wonder’s tribute to “Sir Duke” exhibited the respective singers fondness for vintage big band jazz orchestras.

NOSTALGIA AT THE MOVIES

Period pieces are nothing unusual in Cinema. Here are some top examples of how nostalgia films played in the 1970s.

Redford’s Romanticizing

Two Robert Redford period pics made waves on the record charts in the early ’70s. First up, the depression-era caper film The Sting reunited Redford with Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid co-star Paul Newman. The soundtrack peaked at #1 in four countries while re-popularizing Scott Joplin’s 1902 piano rag “The Entertainer.”

The second film, The Way We Were is a sociopolitical romantic drama set between 1937 and 1959. Topping all accolades garnered by the film, the title track earned composer Marvin Hamlisch an Oscar for best song and scored Barbara Streisand her first #1 pop single. Op! I almost forgot. Streisand also won the Oscar for Best Actress for her performance in the film.

REMEMBER WHEN ROCK WAS YOUNG

George Lucas’ American Graffiti boasted a killer 4-sided official soundtrack loaded with hits spanning rock’s first ten years.

In a similar vein, John Landis’ raucous 1960s college romp Animal House featured many well-known r&b and garage tracks from the late ’50s-early ’60s (“Shout”; “Louie Louie”).

LET’S DO THE TIME WARP

Subversive naughty-campy cult glam musical comedy Rocky Horror Picture Show is a wild ride. Stitched together from a shopping list of ’50s nostalgia tropes, the movie satirized traditionalist America’s vain pining for simpler days, old-time rock ‘n’ roll, b-grade science fiction movies, and much more.

Grease Is the Word

Grease, starring John Travolta, completed leading lady Olivia Newton-John’s transition from pop-country singer to full-blown mainstream pop superstar. Set in the late ’50s, the “flipped”* re-imagining of Taming of the Shrew features a title song performed by Frankie Valli, a cameo from former teen idol Frankie Avalon, a lengthy appearance by Sha Na Na, and enough ’50s inflected hooks fill a high school gym. …Or a drag strip… Oh, forget it…

* The “good girl” must turn “bad” to get her guy. Real nice.

jailhouse rock

My personal favorite is 1980s The Blues Brothers (another John Landis entry), starring John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd. Absolutely packed with classic ’60s r&b/soul standards and covers, the comedy romp also features a who’s who of jazz/blues/soul royalty (Cab Calloway; James Brown; Aretha Franklin; Ray Charles; STAX/Booker T. & the MGs Steve Cropper and Donald “Duck” Dunn). An absolute classic!

NOSTALGIA ON THE TUBE

A lot of shows on television in the 1970s, new and old, looked backward. Westerns – a staple of network television since the very beginning remained popular in reruns. Holdovers from the ’50s, like Bonanza and Gunsmoke, ran uninterrupted until the early ’70s and then lived on in syndication. What I remember best from that period are reruns of programs that worked modern culture’s more recent interest in science fiction (Wild Wild West) and martial arts (Kung-Fu) into the standard western premise.

Old-fashioned contemporary programs like Little House on the Prairie and Grizzly Adams romanticized frontier/pioneer America. The Waltons reflected on working-class family life during the Great Depression. Wonder Woman’s first season positioned the Amazonian princess in WW II as part of the allied forces efforts to stop Hitler.

Beloved long-lived Korean war dramedy M.A.S.H. mutated the darker, subversive traits of the film that inspired it into a more family-friendly platform for moralizing the physical and psychological hazards of life. Also, in stretching a four-year conflict to eleven, it engaged in a lot of revisionist history. For example – I don’t care if the actors didn’t want to look “square” – professional men, let alone those in the military, did not wear long hair, let alone scruffy mustaches, in the early 1950s.

AYYYYYYYY!

Happy Days was the most influential of all the nostalgic 1970s television shows. Premiering on the heels of American Graffiti and set during the heyday of sock hops, soda fountains, hot rods, and poodle skirts, the show fed the decade’s ’50s craze; complimenting the rise of rock oldies radio and, consequently, helping to extend the rock and roll revival.

Henry Winkler’s Fonzie – originally a background character – became a pop culture icon. Popular character catchphrases became part of the national vernacular (“Sit on it“; “Ayyyyy“). Hoping to repeat Happy Days‘ massive success, ABC used the show to spawn numerous spin-offs. Some of these projects worked (Laverne & Shirley; Mork & Mindy); some not so much (Blansky’s Beauties; Joanie Loves Chachi). Many episodes included musical numbers performed by regular cast members & guests (Frankie Avalon; Suzi Quatro).  

Unfortunately, as is very common with programs that outlast their creative peak, Happy Days “jumped the shark” about 3/4 the way through its run. Although the show remained extremely popular as the seasons piled up, it struggled to maintain authenticity. Where it at least once attempted to present a reasonable, if stylized, facsimile of suburban middle-America in the mid-late ’50s, quality control issues led to increasing reliance on gimmicky storytelling devices, the shedding of original cast members, and lax continuity. The clash of contemporary fashions, hairstyles and social content against the show’s time period was just too much. Throw in some f-bombs and moments of random extreme violence and you have a Quentin Tarantino movie.

Nostalgia in Contempoarary Settings

Some shows set in the then-present day romanticized the past as a contrast against the always forward-moving realities of life. Archie Bunker – the eternally frustrated patriarch from All in the Family – vocally opposed the changing times (“Those Were the Days”). The good ol’ boys from Dukes of Hazzard sentimentalized the past by naming their car “General Lee” and painting a Confederate flag on top of the cab.

THAT’S PURE ENTERTAINMENT

Beyond the opaque nostalgia that saturated American media in the ’70s, further evidence confirming the entertainment industry’s move toward pure escapism can be found in a preponderance of TV variety programs that aired during my childhood. I still don’t know why the medium achieved peak popularity at the time. Was it due to honest demand or because it accounted for (seemingly) 2/3 of all available viewing options. No matter. The wide range of programming offered something of interest for all ages and proclivities.

TALK TALK

Before sensationalized shock-talk/reality formats staged a hostile takeover* of daytime TV in the ’80s and ’90s, homemakers (and their non-school aged kids) filled rare gaps in their afternoons with soaps and talk-variety programs.

As is still the case today, the Tonight Show aired late at night, so I have few solid recollections of Johnny Carson in the ’70s. Likewise, Dick Cavett changed networks and time slots often – mostly in the late evening hours. Therefore, my first meaningful experiences with variety/talk formats came via popular, mild-mannered daytime hosts (Mike Douglas; Dinah Shore; Merv Griffin). Like their late-night counterparts, daytime talk shows mixed interview segments and live performances with varying degrees of social commentary and humor. Viewers never knew who would turn up!

* Thank you Phil Donahue.

THANKS FOR THE ’70s MEMORIES

Still very much rooted in vaudevillian tradition, straight variety show formats balanced comedy bits with performance segments. Like a lot of programming in the ’70s, the overall quality of these shows fluctuated wildly. Suffice to say, the odds were good that anyone experiencing their “15 minutes” at any point in that decade had a time slot waiting.

Program frequency ranged between one-offs, annuals, bi-monthly, and series. Squeaky-clean MOR entertainment institutions like Bing Crosby, Perry Como, and Andy Williams typically hosted annual Christmas specials. Actor-crooner holdovers from old Hollywood (Dean Martin Show) and former hippies-done-good (Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour) occasionally enjoyed a good run. Regular spots were afforded to comedians who played to broad demographics (Flip Wilson; Paul Lynde). Averaging just under 6 shows annually over a 47-year span, the undisputed king of the variety special – hallowed comedic actor Bob Hope – hosted 272 specials for NBC between 1950 – 1996.

Primarily, though, viewers were just trampled under by a parade of kitschy/schmaltzy, mostly short-lived vehicles for amiable flavors of the day (Tony Orlando & Dawn; Donny & Marie; Captain & Tenille; Sha Na Na).

AND OUR VERY SPECIAL GUESTS

In all the above scenarios, hosts and musical guests alike were generally sexy, if unthreatening, contemporary figures like Olivia Newton-John and Andy Gibb. Veterans of big band pop tradition (Frank Sinatra; Sammy Davis Jr.) turned up frequently. Execs also loved to lean on big names from the golden age of television (Groucho Marx; Milton Berle; George Burns).

In-line with the ’50s revival, early rock acts, such as Jerry Lee Lewis and Chuck Berry, were sometimes deployed to play their hits. However, as I said before, the overwhelming proportion of music figures conscripted were safe choices. As such, musical guests with 1950s roots were typically former teen idols (Paul Anka), pop country sweethearts (Teresa Brewer), and lightweight r&b singers (Chubby Checker) who appealed to (white) conservative, middle-aged, middle-Americans.

Ah one, and ah two, and ah…

Popular live-music-based variety programs of the ’70s seldom entered my sphere. Of course, exceptions occurred, but generally only when I happened to be playing in the living room when they happened to be on. To folks with an ear for saccharine melodies who were born before, or in close proximity-to, World War II (like Mom and Dad; grandparents), the Lawrence Welk Show was their jam. Anyone looking to hear the latest and greatest in rock tuned-in late Friday and Saturday nights to the Midnight Special and Don Kirshner’s Rock Concert.

By all appearances, early Saturday afternoons appear to have been the agreed upon time to broadcast music shows that intermingled “live”performances by contemporary stars with clips of dancing audience members. Dick Clark’s American Bandstand was laughably obvious at times regarding the practice of having bands mime to a backing track. I’m sure this happened on Soul Train as well, but I’ve been watching videos on YouTube; they at least let James Brown strut his stuff in front his fully functioning band the way the “good foot” intended.

sketch comedy

Variety sketch comedy programs have been a fixture in network television since the beginning; jump-starting countless careers along the way. For example, Mel Brooks (Blazing Saddles), Neil Simon (The Odd Couple), Carl Reiner (Oceans 11), Selma Diamond (Night Court), and Imogene Coca (National Lampoon’s Vacation) all worked on Sid Caesar’s Your Show of Shows in the 1950s.

Keeping the tradition well, some ’70s sketch shows proved to be some of the most influential of all variety programs that aired during that time.

SOCK IT TO ME!

Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In (’67 – ’73) launched the careers of future movie stars Goldie Hawn and Lillie Tomlin. Further, the show raised the profile of emcee voice actor Gary Owens (Space Ghost), and boosted the careers of character actors Artie Johnson, Ruth Buzzi, Henry Gibson, Jo Anne Worley, and Richard Dawson.

CBS’ Carol Burnett Show (’67 – ’78) made legitimate stars of TV veterans Burnett (Gary Moore Show), Tim Conway (McHale’s Navy), and Harvey Corman (Blazing Saddles).

Hee Haw (’69 – ’93) introduced Gen X-ers to bluegrass legends Roy Clark and Buck Owen and made “Minnie Pearl” a household name.

The number of careers ignited by Lorne Michael’s Saturday Night Live (1975 – present) and SCTV (’76 – ’84), on the whole, is too long to list here. So I’ll how about I just offer a list of the ones they launched in the 1970s…

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE (SNL)SECOND CITY TELEVISION (SCTV)
Dan Ackroyd
John Belushi
Chevy Chase
Jane Curtain
Al Franken
Garrett Morris
Bill Murray
Gilda Radner
Paul Shaffer
John Candy
Joe Flaherty
Andrea Martin
Rick Moranis
Catherine O’Hara
Eugene Levy
Harold Ramis
Martin Short
Dave Thomas
And now for something completely different

I very rarely ever saw the BBCs Monty Python’s Flying Circus (’69 – ’74) as a child. To begin with, the show was far too naughty and delightfully weird/random to suit my parents. What’s more, it was only ever on way past my bedtime after it reached the states. So, my fandom grew slowly in the ’80s. First, through glimpses of random reruns captured from PBS in the ’80s. Then, from gradual familiarity with the Pythons that grew from films like A Fish Called Wanda, Time Bandits, Yellowbeard, and Eric the Viking. And then, finally, clinched with my first viewing of Monty Python and Holy Grail. You always know when fellow Python fans are near when the talk of silly walks, dead parrots, and spam begins. Just brilliant!

muppetsational

The Muppet Show – a personal favorite from my childhood – was the absolute best! Yes, I was extremely young during it’s run, and my bias for Jim Henson’s work on Sesame Street surely figures in my high esteem for the show, but it really was that funny. Kids loved it for the colorful characters and sight-gags! Parents loved it for all the subtle adult in-jokes that sailed right over their kids’ heads! And, in contrast to most modern “family friendly” media, Henson did it all without being overtly crass or smugly speaking above or below his audience’s perceived intelligence level.

Muppet characters were all distinct, nuanced and (figuratively) 3-dimensional. Repeated gags always had enough new angles to prompt fresh laughs (and groans). Guest hosts (Rita Moreno; Big Bird; Alice Cooper; Steve Martin; Loretta Lynn; Edgar Bergan) hailed from diverse enough realms of acclaim to appeal to virtually all generations living at the time. …And their house band had the snazziest name ever (Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem). Great stuff!

COUNTRY GOES POP

Another case that exemplifies nostalgia’s grip on ’70s culture was the ever-presence of country-western music entertainers.

As evidenced by countless screen westerns starring singing cowboys, country music has been a significant player in popular culture since at least the ’30. The influence ebbs and flows in the mainstream, but it’s always there. In the 1960s, a number of singers with southern roots who’d enjoyed success in the ’50s pop/rock scene (Teresa Brewer; Brenda Lee; Jerry Lee Lewis) transitioned to careers as straight-up country artists. Interestingly, the move didn’t just bring rock closer to country; it brought country music full-on into the pop mainstream. 

COUNTRY Rock Rising

Right around the same time, the work of ’60s American folk rock icons Bob Dylan, the Byrds, and Grateful Dead also began to explicitly express the country traits that’d always been evident in their music; influencing, in turn, the rising roots rockers that dominated AOR in the ’70s (Allman Brothers; Lynyrd Skynyrd; Eagles).

Pop country Peaks

By the ’70s, pop country entertainers were everywhere. They infiltrated TV (Johnny Cash Show; Glenn Campbell Goodtime Hour; Hee Haw). They acted in films (A Star Is Born; Oh, God!; Smokey & the Bandit). On the pop charts, country icons Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, and Willie Nelson, respectively, scored hits with “The Gambler,” “Here You Come Again,” and “On the Road Again.”

DISCOLICIOUS

Disco – arguably the most influential touchstone of 1970s culture – had already sewn itself into the fabric of the world by the time I was out of diapers. Sure, other significant trends were happening, but almost everything in the mainstream had been seduced. Architecture and décor; fashion; TV & film scores (Kojak; Love Boat; Wonder Woman; Charlie’s Angels; Starsky & Hutch/Car Wash; Dirty Harry; Rocky; Xanadu); popular music… All aspects of life seemed to fall to its sway.

Obviously too young to have partaken in the disreputably decadent ’70s club scene, my impressions of disco culture are principally summed up from what I saw on TV. I remember blinking, Technicolor checkerboard dance floors. All women were pretty, bone-skinny, had long, well groomed hair, and wore blousy strapless dresses. All men were smarmy-looking hyper-macho “players” with helmet hair in wide-open, flared-collared leisure suits (man-perm, gold medallion, pinky ring, & porn ‘stache sold separately). …And mirror balls. My GOD the mirror balls.

WITH DISCO COMES WISDOM. EVENTUALLY

God knows I’m guilty of casting stones from time to time. …Especially when seeing and/or hearing things my brain perceives as utter excrement. But I never understood the vitriol of the Demolition that marked the de facto nadir of disco in mid-’79. Well, ok, I understand some of the hate… When thinking back to the embarrassingly tacky, sequin smothered superficiality of the clothes worn by revered, legacy acts (Elvis; Neil Diamond). But this was the world I was born into.  This was “normal” for the ’70s. Anyway… Whatever all the insecure white dudes in too-tight blue jeans and Led Zeppelin t-shirts choose to believe, it wasn’t all bad.

My folks liked disco music and were very good dancers, but, with four kids to feed, a mortgage, car payments, and so on, they were too busy “adulting” to stay current with all the latest pop culture trends and worry about being “cool.” If anything, they actually appeared to be willfully devoted to being “uncool.” That said, now firmly (if restlessly) ensconced in middle-age myself, I can look back and relate on a number of levels. 1 – I now see that they were comfortable with who they were and knew what they liked. 2 – What they liked tended to be pretty good when viewed through the wide lens of history. And 3 – I too no longer give two (expletives) about being cool. That ship has sailed.

DISCO’FECTS

As I alluded to earlier, disco had been simmering for few years before it caught fire in the U.S c. 1975. Born of a multitude of forms, it pulsed with Latin polyrhythms and grooved like the black “Moses of soul” (Isaac Hayes). It’s lush sound borrowed from Phil Spector’s Wall of Sound” and the symphonic rock of Electric Light Orchestra. Some soul artists who came to be identified with disco, like Earth, Wind, and Fire, complimented deep-in-the-pocket funk bass and drums with full brass sections and, as an added bonus, dressed like Glam rockers.

Once media moguls realized disco’s commercial potential, it was, of course, exploited (weaponized) to the nth degree. By the late ’70s, its influence was felt everywhere. Disco corrupted pop groups (“Stayin’ Alive“), r&b icons (“Upside Down“). Blues rock institutions (“Miss You“), and art rockers (“Golden Years“). Country acts (“The Devil Went Down to Georgia“), metal collectives (“I Was Made For Lovin’ You“), and new wavers (“Heart of Glass“).

Eventually, disco superstars, like KC & the Sunshine Band, Donna Summer, Chic, and Village People, began to arrive fully formed expressly within that collection of styles. A multitude of one-hit wonders and novelties cluttered the airwaves (“The Hustle,” “Kung-Fu Fighting; “Disco Duck). Disco composers adapted well known screen and classical pieces (“Star Wars“; “A Fifth of Beethoven“). Oh yes, things got a little out of hand.

That Crazy Scottsman

My Dad has always been a resolute fan of classic, Sinatra-style big band crooners. As such, his response to flamboyant performers is typically rough; falling into the category of “intolerance punctuated by unflattering expletives.” This being said, he sometimes makes exceptions for colorful showmen like Rod Stewart.

Back in the late ’70…I think we were watching Solid Gold… Out bounds Stewart to sing his sellout disco single “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy.” For those who don’t know or remember what Stewart was like in those days, he was covered in full animal-prints with spiked-hair that went everywhere. He jumped and hollared like his pants were on fire. This was before hair metal. It was a scene, man. Dad usually can’t tolerate rock and rollers, but there he was – laughing and enjoying the show.

To this day, he still brightens up when we reminisce about “that time we saw that crazy Scottsman… On TV… You know…awwwww (shifting modes to scold himself) c’mon Al, what’s his name!?” Good old Dad (smile).

TAKE THOSE NEW RECORDS OFF THE SHELF

As I mentioned earlier, my parents were older and busy “adulting,” so buying new music wasn’t really a high priority. As such, most of the records filed in the family record cabinet dated to ’60s and earlier. Show tunes; big bands; Herb Alpert; classical recordings; kids stuff… That sort of thing. This being the case, most of the then-current pop music I encountered reached my ears through television and radio rather than the family hi-fi. Notable exceptions did occur, however…

Star Wars Original Soundtrack by John Williams, 1977

Although not technically “pop,” this record broke the modern classical/popular music barrier as a consequence of Star Wars‘ overwhelming success. At home, it provided a perfect backdrop for activities. Regardless of whether I was playing, drawing, or simply chilling with the album sleeve, I stayed engaged as it played-through. FYI – “Johnny” Williams also composed the music for another childhood favorite sci-fi epic – Lost In Space. Further, after Star Wars, he went on to score virtually every future film by George Lucas and/or Steven Speilberg. In the end, although Williams’ work didn’t change my preference for rock music, it certainly influenced my receptiveness to prog and “true” orchestral forms.

K-Tel Pure Gold, 1977

This collection from ’70s compilation kings K-Tel harvested hits from 1976, including “Torn Between Two Lovers,“I’m Your Boogie Man,” and “Right Back Where We Started From.” Truth be told, this 2-disc didn’t impact my musical preferences in any immediate way. But I do recall being exceptionally interested in the album sleeve design. Titled in a large, chunky, rounded faux-neon font, the cover featured pics of contemporary popular artists encased in circular graphic borders against against a backdrop of pyramid-stacked gold bricks. It screams “tacky,” I know, but it was the ’70s. Regardless, the impression left by sleeve pics of Heart, ABBA, Hall & Oates, Linda Rondstadt, and Seals & Crofts has lasted four decades.

Barry Manilow Live, 1977.

Barry Manilow owned easy listening radio in the ’70s but, honestly, there isn’t much I can recall that distinguishes this album. I believe it belonged to my oldest sister and remember the cover. Manilow covered most of his hits. I liked it well enough when it played, but the only song that sticks out is its rendition of “Daybreak.” 

Saturday Night Fever Original Movie Soundtrack, 1977

The Saturday Night Fever soundtrack was a fixture on my parent’s turntable in the late ’70s. Thus, absorbed by way of countless repetition, it remains permanently etched into the inner-reaches of my consciousness to this day.

Perfectly distilling the virtues of disco*, Fever collected the best-of-the-best artists working within that style at the time. The Bee Gees – going with their recent rebirth as new-slick-gods-of-the-dance-floor, contributed eight tracks, including “Staying Alive,” “You Should Be Dancing,” and “If I Can’t Have You” – the latter performed by singer-actress Yvonne Elliman. KC & the Sunshine Band, Kool & the Gang, chipped-in songs as well. Interestingly, right around the same time David Shire’s “Night On Disco Mountain” caught my ear, the classical composition it was adapted from – Mussorgsky’s original “A Night on Bald Mountain” – made its way into my consciousness via Disney’s Fantasia. Pretty cool.

Now, regarding the Saturday Night Fever film itself, I agree with my folk’s response of disappointment. But where they were turned off by an unfavorable ratio of bad language vs. dancing and music, I was bored by the shallow story and general absence of likeable, relatable characters. Maybe it plays better to city crowds? I don’t know. Either way, it would’ve likely tanked like so many other disco films if it not for all those glorious tunes.

* Yes, you heard me right – I said “virtues.”

THE MAGIC OF ABBA

ABBA-mania had largely run its course by the time The Magic of ABBA and Super Trooper LPs entered heavy rotation on my parent’s hi-fi in 1980. The anti-disco movement meant nothing within the cultural bubble of my childhood home. Thus, influenced by Mom and Dad’s appreciation for sweet melodies and flowing, danceable rhythms, we enjoyed these records as a family for many years.

However, starting at age 10 (c. ’82-83), my personal preferences began to diverge greatly. My personal journey took me through MTV darlings (Duran Duran), ’70s classic rock/prog (Rush), alternative (Red Hot Chili Peppers), post-punk rock classicists (XTC) and so on. Then, finally, about twenty years ago, I finally came back around again to the favored sounds of my childhood (Beatles). Now, having rediscovered ABBA after several decades of peer-influenced denial, I can admit that their long-term impact has been unquestionable. I get it now. In retrospect, of all the artists stigmatized for lacking substance when the rock “purists” came for everyone’s disco records in ’79, I feel that ABBA deserves a lot better.

ABBA: the Phenomenon

Swedish pop perfectionists ABBA achieved stardom after their Eurovision song winner “Waterloo” swept the globe in 1974. In ’76 they become international pop sensations thanks to the disco inflected hit “Dancing Queen.” Although they never reached the saturation levels in North America that they achieved abroad, I still remember the phenomenon well. Their faces stared at me from posters, magazine racks, t-shirts, toy shelves, binder folders, trading cards boxes. Ads for their concert film, ABBA: the Movie, chased Star Wars promos in newspapers in 1977. New record releases and TV appearances always received maximum hype (Olivia!, ’78; ABBA in Concert, ’80). Being among the first to fully exploit the music video medium, promotional clips for their songs periodically filled gaps in TV programming before the advent of MTV. They were unavoidable.

THIS AIN’T JUST NO DISCO

While generally associated with disco, I observe that ABBA was less a straight dance outfit than a classic girl group-inspired glam/power-pop confection filtered through a “Wall of Sound.” Were they an almost too-varnished-to-be-authentic embodiment of the disco aesthetic? At times they were, of course. Disco didn’t get much more “disco” than the big, driving beats and aural melodrama of “Voulez Vouz.” But then, looking beyond the spectacle, one  witnesses a mannered stage presence more reminiscent of the Lawrence Welk singers than Alicia Bridges or Bony M.

So much more than mere disco poseurs, they specialized in good old-fashioned, hooky melodies, honey-dipped productions, professional playing, and tonally rich/pitch perfect vocal harmonies – all achieved without the benefit of Pro-Tools or Auto-Tune. Benny & Bjorn had to actually write the songs from scratch (no templates). Agnetha & Anni-Frid had to actually sing that well to stay in key. All the musical tracks for mixes had to be laid down by living, breathing, musicians! Imagine that.

listen closely

Further, the range of their music was out of this world! Yes, admittedly, “Take a Chance On Me” was a swinging disco number. But what about the fetching bubblegum pop track “Honey Honey” and the kitschy ’50s-inspired charmer “I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do?” How about the sophisticated new wave inflected “Super Trooper? “Chiquitita somehow seamlessly melded tender Spanish balladry to Bavarian Biergarten folk songs. Each tune is memorable and distinctive. Nary a single melodic hook digs or lands the same way. Yet their signature sound remained intact from beginning to end.

That, my friends, is something lesser songwriters/performers simply cannot do. It was certainly beyond the chops of the average, ho-hum, conveyor belt disco act. Look – one doesn’t have to be a #1 superfan in order to find value and give credit where it’s due. By reflexively lumping ABBA in with the Village People, the anti-disco crowd proved that they weren’t listening closely enough to develop informed opinions, much less voice them.

* Ex: Nine #1s – one; favor Germany over U.S. 

LET THERE BE ROCK

As I stated earlier, ’70s hard rock forms were pretty much outside of my childhood experience. Yes, heavy-hitters like Led Zeppelin were part of the cultural zeitgeist, but I don’t remember hearing them during that time. The only acts permitted to break-through from FM AOR to AM pop radio were those our beloved corporate media overlords deemed safe for mass consumption. Therefore, slickly melodic groups (Eagles; Fleetwood Mac) got in and hard rockers (Deep Purple; Black Sabbath) were left out. That said, can you imagine, then, what it must have been like to watch darkly ostentatious heavy-glam-rockers KISS ascend to the highest level of pop culture oversaturation.

KISS was everywhere and their image was everything. They performed on prime time TV variety specials and made movies. They targeted youth via Halloween costumes, lunch boxes, comic books, pin ball machines, trading cards, toys – you name it. It was a mass-media campaign worthy of the Beatles.

In terms of showmanship, only their fellow glam rockers (Bowie; Gary Glitter), Parliament and, maybe, Liberace could compare. But musically, they weren’t doing anything that ground-breaking. Underneath the caked-on black & white horror makeup, black & silver spandex, fake body armor, and (in bassist-vocalist Gene Simmons’ case) silver stilettoed demon-headed boots, KISS were (are), fundamentally, just a straight-forward, if not particularly accomplished, hard rock band. They had some good songs, but probably wouldn’t have blown-up if not for their commitment to marketing the image.

Catching a New Wave

By c. 1979, the musical tastes of my high-school-aged eldest siblings began to diverge. Where my sister leaned toward soft rock (Barry Manilow; Carpenters; Air Supply) and bubble-gum glam acts like Bay City Rollers, my brother shifted attention to the FM dial – meaning too-loud/weird-for-the-parents hard rock and prog. Because we were roommates, my brother’s listening habits became mine. Whatever he plugged into his trusty old portable Panasonic tape player-recorder, I was there to hear it. When he got into Boston, the Who, ELP, ELO, Asia, Yes, and Rush, I got into them as well. Anyway, at one point in the late ’70s/early ’80s, he discovered a new wave favorite – The Cars

Good Times Roll

In short order, he acquired their first three cassettes (The Cars; Candy-O; Panorama) – which he played with dogmatic reliability virtually every night at bedtime for what must have been a solid year. Talk about reinforcement. I still remember being called-out by 2nd grade school-mates for incessant finger tapping as “Just What I Needed…” What can I say? The songs continued to play in my head long after the tapes ended (hiss-delay… “click”).

Don’t let the skinny ties fool you. The Cars were never just another fluffy new wave act in puffy shirts and gull-wing hairdos. My brother and I listened to a lot of rock oldies radio in the ’70s; we always knew that their appeal lay in their unique blending of old sounds with the thrill of the new.

Greg Hawks’ synths and Rik Ocasek’s disaffected vocals and may have bubbled and quirked like new wave, but the band’s heavy riffs and melodic hooks betrayed a power-pop-esque affinity for old time rock & roll. Elliot Easton’s tuneful guitar solos were on par with those of Rick Nielsen of Cheap Trick. Many of their songs exhibited these traits, but never better than on the 1981 hit “Shake It Up.” In the mid-’80s, innovative music videos during MTV’s boom years spurred their commercial peak, but those first few albums will always be my favorite.

THAT ’70s KID

That '70s Kid

THE FORMATIVE YEARS PART I

The ’70s were an interesting time to be a young kid. Ahhhh, the sights, the sounds…the smells. I remember as if it were only yesterday…(record scratch). Wait! This might be true for my older siblings, but I was only seven when the decade closed. As such, most of what pass for memories probably more realistically fall into the category of brief, vivid impressions, really…

Whatever. The ’70s were awesome! Humor me for a bit.

summarizing The ’70s

Digging back through a minefield of repression, I recall the omnipresence of olive green-yellow-orange-brown earth tones. Everything seemed dirtier, somehow: sun-soaked in a haze of air pollution; perma-stained a grimy nicotine-maize. Fashions were appallingly tacky and everyone’s hair was at least a little bit longer.

The existential crises of the times played out in pop culture as revisionist romanticism of an idealized 1950s America (Happy Days; Grease; Sha Na Na) clashed with paranoid fears of technology and the future (Planet of the Apes; Westworld; Logan’s Run). Oh yeah… And there was that Disco thing, too…

At the end of the decade, portions of society increasingly (sometimes brutally) rejected selected ’70s touchstones for being criminally uncool. But what did I know or care? I was simultaneously processing a kaleidoscopic barrage of disparate sights and sounds with, as yet, unbiased eyes and ears. Overwhelmed by curiosity and the newness of everything, how could I be much of a cynic about anything. 

how I experienced the ’70s

In short, I sum-up my personal account of the decade thusly: Dr. Seuss, Mego, monster movies, Lite Brite, Wheaties, cartoons, Krofft productions, M.A.S.H., and Star Wars; John-Boy, the Brady Bunch, schmaltzy variety shows, “the agony of defeat”, Farrah hair, Kiss, and ABBA.

Digging Deeper

My sheltered indoctrination into the world occurred in the pocket universe that was my parent’s home via media that, just as often as not, hailed from the preceding decades.

Early morning experiences were defined by the smell of coffee brewing in the kitchen, industrial-size boxes of Cheerios, and J.P. McCarthy on “The Great Voice of the Great Lakes,” AM 760 WJR – once a lightly conservative mix of news, commentary, and vanilla, awkwardly cropped music – on the radio.

Before the cable/home video revolution, television as a popular medium had only functionally existed for around 25 years. Further, we only had three networks, PBS, and a small handful of indie channels to deliver content. The net effect of having fewer outlets was that all viewers consumed a dizzyingly compressed full-history of 20th century pop-media. One never knew what era might be represented next when switching channels… Would it be the ’50s (I Love Lucy)? The ’70s (Partridge Family)? The ’30…the ’40s (Little Rascals)? No one knew and no one cared. It was all good.

Daily Routines

My daily viewing routines covered a lot of ground. In the mornings, I watched Sesame Street, Popeye cartoons, and the Gong Show. Early afternoons typically involved a nap and/or watching Bill Kennedy at the Movies with Mom. Mid-late afternoons meant Bugs Bunny, Bullwinkle and ’60s reruns (The Munsters; Leave It to Beaver; Batman; Lost In Space). Capping things off in the evenings between dinner and bedtime, I caught an hour of family fare (Little House On the Prairie), variety shows (the Muppets), or adventure (Six Million Dollar Man).

Being a little kid, I always did other things while the TV was on, of course. Drawing superheroes (on any available surface) and sneaking snacks (shhhhhhh). I often bounced up randomly to (figuratively) pop open cans of spinach for extra strength. Threw on capes to act out fight scenes (“KAPOW!”) and fly (run) full speed through the house (whooshing” sounds). I climbed the stairs like Spidey and jumped unnaturally long distances (“buh buh buh buh na na na na“). On some occasions, I even beamed down to strange new worlds (“I’m a KID, not BRAIN surgeon!”). 

Looking back, the best part of threatening the structural integrity of the house with the power of serious play may have been aping sound-effects and vocalizing theme music. “Proper” lessons, these were not, but these shows exposed me to a world of sound. I intuitively learned a lot about tone and dynamics by attempting to mimic what I heard and, in the process, developed control of a decent vocal range and ear for music. Sure, Pavarotti never lost work because of me, nor did I go on to be some great musician. But I remain grateful for those experiences all the same.

Music I heard in the '70s
What’s Going on (Around the house)

I recall Mom singing Teresa Brewer and Doris Day songs around the house while doing ALL the many things that busy house Mom’s do. Dad crooned assorted “big band” era tunes while cleaning up for bowling nights. My older siblings spun borrowed Beatles and Beach Boys 45’s on the family hi-fi. Using yarn for strings, my eldest sister made me a corrugated cardboard guitar in the shape of the Monkees logo. My older brother recorded mix-tapes from our local rock oldies station AM 560 “Honey Radio and played “Surfin’ Bird” just to see me fall down laughing.

The house was incredibly drafty, so my weekly winter Saturday morning cartoons ritual was, at times, amended to include huddling under an afghan with my younger sister while we bogarted the living room heat register. Brrrr! No matter how disposable the cartoons generally were, almost all had themes that burrowed into the inner recesses my brain.

Once in a while, I devoted a day to lounging and listening to albums. I liked Peter Pan brand 45 rpm kiddie story records and LP’s like Rocking Horse Players’ Peter and the Wolf. Non-kid-specific favorites included Lawrence Welk’s Baby Elephant Walk, Herb Alpert’s Whipped Cream and Other Delights, and K-tel’s Pure Gold. I also listened to the Goldfinger, Saturday Night Fever, Fantasia and Star Wars movie soundtracks and examined every sleeve down to the last detail of each worn corner.

What’s Going on (On the Car Stereo)

I remember laying down in the back seat of the family wagon (or was it the black Chevy…), meditatively listening as sweetly melodic music played over the stereo. Don’t judge – this was back in the day before seat belts were mandatory. It’s hard to say now exactly what songs were playing in those moments but some of my favorite mellow jams from that period include “What’s Going On” (Marvin Gaye), “Livin’ Thing” (ELO), “You Are the Sunshine of My Life” (Stevie Wonder), Do You Know the Way to San Jose (Dionne Warwick,), and “Saturday In the Park” (Chicago). Good times.

TV c. 1978 BC (before cable)

Speaking again of the age before home video and “on demand,” holiday shows and movies played once annually. If missed, that was that until the next year. CBS ran Peanuts cartoons like clockwork three times a year. Classic Disney films (Mary Poppins; 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea) regularly rotated-in on NBCChristmas time meant Rankin & Bass Animagic specials. ABC typically fit-in Bond films at least once a month. Networks ran epic Biblical films (Ten Commandments; Greatest Story Ever Told) on Easter and Christmas

Big Hollywood musicals were regarded as special events. The Wizard of Oz aired once a year like clockwork. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory was an annual tradition at my elementary school. Parent-friendly musicals like Singin’ In the Rain, the Sound of Music, and Seven Brides for Seven Brothers stand out as well.

MUSIC ON TV IN THE ’70S

When I discovered that favored musical acts were scheduled to appear on TV, my instinct was to stop the world so as to not accidentally miss them. As I mentioned earlier, these were the “dark times” – long before streaming media… There were no second chances to see that sort of thing.

Excepting the occasions when Frank Sinatra and/or other old Hollywood heavyweights appeared on TV variety shows, musical guests were always held back until the last segment. So, when Paul McCartney & Wings appeared on the MDA Telethon, I monitored the clock and waited them out. When Blondie performed on the Mike Douglas Show, I watched the ENTIRE show so as to ensure no mistakes were made. The excitement was just to great to take any chances.

Yes, the setting was very conventional (square). But a varied enough array of impactful visual and aural information got through, stimulating my imagination and leaving me wanting more.

That '70s Kid Lite Brite portrait

To be continued in…

THE FORMATIVE YEARS, PART II:
THE SWINGING SCINTILLATING DISCOLICIOUS SIGHTS & SOUNDS OF THE LATE ’70S (NOW WITH “FIST FIGHTING” ACTION!)

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